Colorado B.S. Thread

quick with the memes today lol

 

Some days are better than others. I just happened to have this one fresh in my memory after clearing out my screenshot album…

 

Anyone happen to have a tile cutter? Gonna be giving our master bath a make over and it requires tile flooring.

 

PSA.

This is how your lightbars / led fogs / lifted pickup without adjusted projectors looks to everyone else. Don't drive with them on in traffic.

Don't be this guy. Fuck this guy.

 

BUT THEY NEED TO SEE THE DEER*


*agreed. F those people. When I called out someone on Instagram because they were so easy to find with all their bullshit bolt-ons and “sponsors”, they got super defensive and were all like “nah man they are fine. They are mounted in the bumper so they are fogs!!”

 

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JjKTafF8HSM&feature=share

 

i feel like FJ cruisers have especially terrible factory housings, there are several around town with HIDs/LEDs and it's just a giant Micheal Bay lens flare that annoys the fuck out of me even though I'm in a truck and should be above the beam lol

 

a bit aggressive dont ya think?

 

"BuT nO oNe HaS EvEr FlAsHeD tHeIr LiGhTs At Me EvEn ONCE!!"

bunch of smoothbrains, all of them.

 

Since I commute in the golf I'm blinded by everyone's lights anyway haha.. but it's especially blinding with those who just seem to throw in a spotlight that can be seen from space
There's an F-150 with aftermarket headlights I see on my commute to work pretty often. Very well could be the brightest lights I've ever seen. I literally can't see when he's behind me, even with the rear view flipped up and side mirrors out of his line of sight. He'll sit 2 feet behind the car he's behind too. He's doesn't stay behind long with how aggressive he drives too so that's a plus. I laugh at his ridiculously fast hyper flash turn signals cause I'm sure he has no idea why they're doing that.

 

Smoother than a baby’s bum

 

Having a smooth brain makes life easier in some ways

Other ways aren't so easy

 

it certainly makes for easier insertion into one's own ass.

 

Reminded me of Out Cold.

"You notice you're always talking about sticking something in my ass?
And that time it wasn't even a threat..."

 

Denver TW family, my best friend just sold his Tacoma and is now looking at a 2012 Tundra. Can anyone recommend a shop for him to have a PPI done this Saturday? I'm reading about MountainYota or ATLR. Anywhere else to call?

 

Modern headlights might be great behind them looking forward but they absolutely suck for oncoming traffic. Everything looks like high beams

 

So with my nice not fatty tax return I want to get sliders.Those that have sliders do y’all prefer bolt on or weld on? I’ve heard pros and cons to both. Also if you got them local who did you go to?

 

@YamaDirtrider and @Red Baron can build you some.
I have bolt on,if i had to do it again id probably have some welded on though.
I bought mine from the now defunct SOS concepts.