Confessions thread

Post your confessions here.

 

hell no

 

I love dank memes and I cannot lie.

 

sometimes I troll Jeep drivers

 

I like goses

 

I'm depressed and also love dank memes.

 

in for the responses....

 

What I'm hoping to get out of this thread.

 

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

 

I really only like it here for the regional forums. The surge of new people brought on by the Turd Gen release has been absolutely dreadful.

 

I regret not buying a 4x4

 

We still love you.

And your truck is pretty.

 

Just like that scene from The Sandlot when they try dip LOL

 

Awh shucks. Thanks Denny

 

I popped more poo tang than most have popped pop corn...I feel bad about my ways and want to come clean...such fond memories....you asked, I like to talk about it, usually over a beer or two...

 

I too have a vivid imagination!

 

Pics or it didn't happen.