Conspiracy Theories - Drop em here

Every year, on a certain date, @tcBob and his minions moderators run a test program to separate the members with a sense of humor from those who take themselves a bit too seriously.

 

Of course that program is not running in this thread.

 

Preventive health care causes erectile dysfunction

 

So does having your prostate ripped out.

 

If it was literally "ripped out" you may want to consider changing doctors.

 

I’m on it.

 

Trust us - he’s trying.

[REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED] and [SUPER ATOMIC REDACTED].

 

Or was it an alien probe gone wrong?

 

They said they were using the Da Vinci Robotic Surgical System, I got the Jackson Pollock version.

 

If you don’t deal with a defective prostate, it ain’t going to matter what Willie can or cannot do.

 

Here’s one not mentioned… Pyrex glass is owned by the government. Something like that.

 

Birds are not real They are spying on people that wash their cars mark them in white sticky stuff

 

Too Weird gone back to civilization adios

 

Methinks that a robot art affecting thine messaging.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXMvp3YcNQs

 

I DID NOT WRITE THAT

 

Someone is targeting the rail transportation in this country.