Conspiracy Theories - Drop em here

https://youtu.be/ZAxI-LDrDqA?si=XEMgkEg_OP6x622v

 

Right? lol

How bout the whole Coldplay cheating scandal recently? I don't think its anything more than someone cheating and getting caught, but the conspiracies are funny and I've heard everything ranging from:

• It was a PR stunt for Coldplay - ticket sales are through the roof now (well.. they've always been, so not likely)
• The 3rd girl set it all up - she gets a fat promotion now that they're knocked off the ladder
• It was inside job by the woman - her husband owns a competing AI company; knocking out the competition

 

Charles Entertainment Cheese is a SCP creature and the restaurant/game lounge was built to contain him.

 

omg, I have not heard any of these.... that is wild. It's def just 2 people doing wrong and being stupid enough to get caught.

 

When the cat's away the mouse will play. FAFO.

 

Absolutely, nothing more. But the internet must do internet things and push these fun agendas. Her real husband is CEO of a distillery or something I think, but I like to imagine that he started a competing AI company with insider info from his wife, she serves on the board of this new competing company, she gives whatever inside info he wants out of pure guilt bc she's been cheating on him with other CEO dude, the real husband eventually finds outs but doesn't bring it up bc he's getting all this valuable info, he gets to a place where he's ready to take over the market, but wants her gone from his company and marriage, but can't without getting into some shit himself, so pays off the Coldplay cameraman to expose them cheating, he gets to divorce her, kick her out of his company for sleeping with the competition, take over the market, and celebrate with his own alcoholic product because he also still owns the brewing company. She thinks she played him, but she was playing checkers while he was playing chess..

Is it likely? Absolutely not. Is it plausible? Probably still absolutely not, but its fun to think so. Seems like it'd be a good movie - Coldplay provides soundtrack??? PR stunt afterall????

 

That's a hilarious recap - I like the conspiracy theories people were floating around in the Bryan Kohberger case:
-Cops planted the sheath
-The roommates were in on it
-There were 2 killers (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Good fun, entertaining for sure.