Corrupt a wish...

Granted, its now better at turning into a robot and killing you in your sleep.

I wish for the power to give anyone, at any time a massive case of explosive diarrhea. That way I could fight ANYONE and win.

 

Granted!

However your enemies use it as a projectile and cover you in liquid shart!

I wish cancer did not exist so I did not have to do this 24hr relay I volunteered for tomorrow

 

Granted, now you total your taco and wont have to go.

I wish for some dang quesadillas

 

ya i started this a long time ago in a thread called wish and you shall receive

 

Granted, but you are now severely lactose intolerant and consumption of cheese results in pure liquid diarrhea.

I wish the next person wouldn't corrupt my wish.

 

Granted, but now the thread is over.

I wish it would start again.

 

granted but it all ends up the same way!

i wish the weather would F*CKING cooperate!

 

granted, your wish has not been corrupted. but since you didn't actually wish for anything you dont get anything

i wish i had a big luxury blimp that was completely fireproof and was designed so it is literally impossible for it to break or burn or crash in any way.... ever!

 

Granted, but when you go to get your "free" beer there are hidden fees and you now owe $30,000 for a 6 pack.

I wish for 2 chicks at the same time.

 

granted, you get these


I wish it was friday

 

granted, but you drink ONE beer and somehow pass out to monday, and don't remember a thing. i wish i could have a full tank of gas.

 

Granted, but that tank of gas if actually full of farts and now your truck just smells bad all the time.

I wish I was a "juke box hero"

 

granted, but the "stars in your eyes" are actually syphilis

I wish my boat wasn't all busted up

 

granted, you take your boat out to sea, get lost, the boat sinks and you end up in mirconesia.

i wish school would be over for today already.

 

granted, you take a dump in your pants during a presentation and are sent home early

i wish the island i was stranded on had A/C

 

Granted, but your A/C runs out of freyon.
I wish I had more than 7 bucks in my bank account

 

Granted, but a bunch of monkeys pooped in the AC unit and blows out Shitty air and the only way to power it is by thrusting you peen into Rosie o'donnell

I wish my Dr. pepper had some vodka in it

 

Granted, but it also has piss in it.

I wish this thread weren't so dumb

 

Granted, but you have to type with perfect grammar for the rest of your life.
I wish the class I am in was over right now.

 

granted, but that class only leads to another long and boring one with nothing but fat chicks to look at


I wish that the piss in my drink was not really there