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Crazy bitch tried to kill me

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Krazie Sj, Apr 8, 2009.

  1. Apr 8, 2009 at 12:12 AM
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    Krazie Sj

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    No seriously, she tried to kill.

    I was coming out of my neighborhood, and I'm behind this Mercedes Benz GL or M Class and it's doing 40km/h in a 60. I generally have a tolerance of 50km/h cause it's coming out of a residential and some people just keep doing that speed. I could have been a dick, pulled out, and quickly pulled back in front of her to make the right hand turn/merge that I want, but I figure, hey, she might go straight through the lights.

    Nope, the retard decides to make a full stop before a 600-800ft merge lane and shoulder check for traffic.

    So here I am thinking to myself, fuck it, I'll wait till she pulls out and use the rest of the copious merge lane to get ahead of this turtle.
    She pulls out, I plant it, and by this time I'm just passing her rear bumper and she's fully in the next lane when she does a full on side swipe maneuver to run me off the road.

    Not a gentle speed up and hug the right side of her lane to let me know, "Hey get behind me". No it's a full on intrusion into my lane in broad daylight, no incoming or outgoing traffic and no animals or windgusts.

    Just pure dry angry cooter taking her dried up snatch rage on me. I pass her and it's some 40 y/o bitch in sunglasses and a stick up her ass. By the time I pass her I'm pulling away doing 115km/h and she's still back there doing 80.

    But it doesn't end there, I eventually glide down to the real speed limit (90) and here she is flooring it and coming up fast on my ass! And holding there. I was tempted to slam on my brakes but I didn't want to give her the satisfaction of knowing she pissed me off.

    All I can say is this bitch doesn't know how lucky she is that I had to go to work, otherwise I would have tailed her to her destination and screamed beef jerky breath into her face so hard she'd regret being born with a nose.

    That or sucker cunch the punt right in the face.
     
  2. Apr 8, 2009 at 1:28 AM
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    In this situation I think I will hold my ground and let her drive into my sliders and screw her car.
     
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    me as well
     
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    Thats the funniest shit I have heard in a while. Rolf!!! I know how you feel. The road I take to work every day goes from one lane to two then back to one lane then back to two. I have had people wait till the last sec to get over only to find me there. Then they freak out and drive down the side of the road on the shoulder, pissed off till they can cut someone off. Yes it is curtious to let people in. But if you drive like a jack ass and can't think 50 feet in front of your moving vehical I AM NOT GOING TO BE CURTIOUS TO YOU. In your case, I hate it when people do what that Biotch did. the closer you are traveling to the speed of the traffic you are trying to merge with the easier, but if you stop like that ho did you need like 8 mi to get in there, not to mention make everyone behind you slam on the brakes. I would have done the same thing you did. I prob would have brake checked her too, and bounce my cigarette butt off her front window.
     
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    No she was pinch faced and looked like she was full of piss and vinegar.

    Don't have sliders or offroad bumper yet otherwise I would have.

    I'm keeping an eye peeled today and going to see if I can find her again.
     
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    moon her when you see her!!
     
  19. Apr 8, 2009 at 1:01 PM
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    Nah won't work. She'll just assume I'm wearing black wool long johns. You remember the quote in your Sig don't you?
     
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