Curse of Oak Island - History Channel treasure hunt

^this^

It was interesting in the beginning but they drag it out for too long without actually producing anything. Recycling the same graphics over and over again is not a good way to fill up a half an hour worth of TV.

 

The curse is actually watching the show. The #7 is happening as we know it

 

Like a glass of warm milk

 

The only way to watch this show is DVR, so you can fast forward through the entire thing and erase.

 

Brutal....

 

So that preview for the season finale.....

 

Did they find another season?

 

They found matured sausage seeds in the ground

 

^^ That's funny right there.

 

I'm glad to see this thread. I must catch up on what everyone's posts are. It's gotta be better than the actual show. I'm trying like hell to like it but...

...the real Curse of Oak Island is the show so far.

I do like all the history around it. But the damn narration makes my ears hurt.

 

Have rick and marty uncovered historical evidence left by explorers from hundreds of years ago?
Could it be the holy grail found in bore hole 10x?
Could these sausage seeds been planted by the Knights templar?
On the next episode of the curse of oak island we will answer these questions, along with 50 minutes of fill material and the same narration running on a loop.

 

What kind of plant grows from sausage seeds?!LMAO.

 

Here's my take based on all the rock solid questionable evidence from my limited extensive study viewings:

1. The Knights Templar got to Oak Island (herein after referred to as OI) first. They did whatever Knights Templars do.

2. Pirates then came to OI and ran the Knights off. They buried stuff and things as well as harvest Oak trees so that they could make high quality prosthetics. It's well known that pirates are always losing legs and hands.

3. The former slave - turned cabbage farmer found all the good Pirate stuff already. When he escaped the US he wasn't alone and brought other people with him who were also escaping. Their new home was called "Terminus" because it was the end of the underground railroad. All of the drainage box things in the swamp was built by the cabbage crew at Terminus so that they could irrigate and drain the fields.

4. The cast of Monty Python filmed all of their medieval skits on location on OI. This is supported by the fact they found all the coconut fibers on the island.

 

5, the original money pit was formed due to a lack of quality bungee jumping spots on the island

 

Listen... I have been lying to you guys. Dan Blankenship is an alien.

 

I'm going to sit in my war room and think about how much time I wasted. I could have found the treasure myself. Hell I'll just go ahead and be the 7th victim so we can speed this next season up.

 

Here's the narrator revealing this startling revelation:

Dan Blankenship?...An Alien?...On Oak Island?...Under Marty and Rick Lagina's nose?...The whole time?...

 

Found this little gem a moment ago:

https://www.localxpress.ca/local-ne...wo-hour-finale-says-executive-producer-538730

 

A gift shop?...a picnic area?...and a comfort station?...on Oak Island?

 

Its for the tours they do during the summer.