Custom ordered...

you won't.
no balls.



now you have to.

 

The Big Mac was good in the 70’s. But then again, so was everything else.

 

He’s rite u kno



Also, since it’s a challenge, doesn’t count against COC.

 

Lol false. It was still good yesterday

 

can confirm.

 

especially the asbestos and the lead paint!

 

I knew a guy that went to Hamburger University. You may not want to know what’s in the special sauce. (Honestly).

 

After surgery, if you are constipated from the anesthesia, get a McD’s meal and fill the bowl within minutes.

 

oddly enough, of all the things that make me shit my pants, rotten ronnie's isn't one of them. i can literally eat anything on the menu and nothing.

 

I like my burger with no buns, opposite of how I like my women.

 

I swore off fast food until I can get a Whopper & beer at the drive through.

F 'em if they can't give me what a body needs like Brawndo does.

Off-topic: Tool - Fear Inoculum... Easily their best album in, hell, 13 years.

 

It all sounds the same....

 

You can in some locations

 

Mac sauce can't melt steal beams, McDonald's was a part time job!

 

Want

 

You may have heard 'I want beer in some of the locations', but what I meant was I want beer at all the locations.

 

Well you didn't specify that and because I'm not a mindreader I did not know that, I can only go off of what you wrote, which was "I swore off fast food until I can get a Whopper & beer at the drive through.". And you can get a Whopper and a beer.....

Also I don't use a screen reader so I didn't hear anything, but I did read it.

 

Since this is a dumpster fire anyways, the question has to be asked.

How many folks really order a hamburger (from McShoddies to be exact) and request "NO MEAT".

I have to ask cause I remember this time I was desperate for lunch and just stopped in to get the thin slice of roasted rubber, only to find out when I got back to work that there was no meat in it (literally ONLY the buns, ketchup, and mustard). I checked the receipt and that bitch had, "NO MEAT" tagged like 8 times on it.

 

I was a vegetarian for a brief moment during my younger years. I used to order meatless double doubles from in n out. They called them grilled cheese...secret menu bro. And they were delicious. It’s surprising how most of the flavor in a burger isn’t actually the meat.