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Date Older Women, You Morons

Discussion in 'Texas' started by jandrews, Aug 4, 2011.

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  1. Aug 9, 2011 at 3:51 PM
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    jandrews

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    Careful...some of us are 27 going on 50...
     
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  2. Aug 9, 2011 at 3:54 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    The REAL way to work it, is to play with the older ones FIRST, then find a nice young one to settle down with....
     
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  3. Aug 9, 2011 at 3:57 PM
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    Lost_Humanity Bad decisions make great stories.

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    It's like you stole my playbook.

    Wait...DID you steal my playbook?

    PLAY 1: Date older women. Have lots of sex. Save money. Gain experience.

    PLAY 2: Date younger women. Have lots of sex. Spend lots of money. Die happy.
     
    Lost_Humanity, Aug 9, 2011
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  4. Aug 9, 2011 at 4:00 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I stole that book from my Dad....
     
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  5. Aug 9, 2011 at 4:02 PM
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    I didnt get issued that book..

    :pout:
     
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  6. Aug 9, 2011 at 4:04 PM
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  7. Aug 9, 2011 at 4:13 PM
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    At 40 years old....going with an older woman isn't a good option.
     
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  8. Aug 9, 2011 at 4:18 PM
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    I know some 45 year-old hotties.
     
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  9. Aug 9, 2011 at 4:19 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    At about 30-35 you switch to the younger ones....
     
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  10. Aug 9, 2011 at 4:19 PM
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    I specified the 20something males for a reason. Older women doesn't work when you hit "older" yourself.

    I think Boyd's got it right...aim up until about 40, then flip it around and aim for the early 30s for the rest of your run.

    As for settling down, that's a scam. No thanks.
     
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  11. Aug 14, 2011 at 9:16 AM
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    Says you. Poon on demand is the best thing ever. Best part is I don't have to gamble with nights out buying drinks.
     
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  12. Aug 14, 2011 at 9:22 AM
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    +1 There is a lot to be said for marrying a chick that is border line nympho.
     
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  13. Aug 14, 2011 at 9:04 PM
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    That's why the optimal situation is being a boy toy. Poon on demand from multiple sources.

    Commitment? No thanks.
     
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  14. Oct 4, 2011 at 8:53 PM
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    Guys...if you are in mid-twenties, find some thirty-ish to mid-thirty ladies. They will knock your rocks off..... Divorced with a kid or two....even better. They know how much hassle the kids are and ain't wanting no more. Also, they know that their clock is ticking and looking for hot sex. They ain't gonna get clingy on you cause you ain't got a big bank account for them to seek security to....looking for someone their age to be their provider, not you. Enjoy the ride (literally) while it lasts. Have a couple of those situations running simultaneously.....enjoy for a few years, then, when you hit late 20s to early thirties, find yourself a early twenties trophy bitch to settle in with. Teach her everything the older ladies did, and she will be loyaly yours forever. I am 40... I have lived it....and I damn sure wish I could turn back the hands of time and do it all over again. Start cougar hunting today!
     
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  15. Oct 4, 2011 at 9:19 PM
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    I'm drawn to older women. Dating one now 5 years oldr. Gorgeous and curvy. No unnecessary drama, intelligent conversation.
     
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