Dealer shenanigans thread

I would figure out what cheap parts the dealer used for each of these brodozers, find said parts on Amazon, print off the listing and place the information in the glove box so the new owner can see how much they were butt fucked when they get home that evening.

 

Yeah, well, at least your dealers don't add $1987 to the price of ALL vehicles on the lot for stupid crap such as "engines for life warranty", a stupid retarded van to give you a ride somewhere while your truck is in for service, the salesman to explain all the features to you after you buy the fvcking truck and nitrogen filled tires.

 

They were gonna "give" you the same 2 years of oil changes the damn truck already comes with from Toyota?haha

 

Come on now. You don't wish for a auto industry crash after you've already bought your truck. It's before! Assuming you aren't in the market for a second one...

 

Brother, I'm always in the market for another vehicle. at one point, the wife and I had 5: a full custom mad max built Tahoe, a '71 buick gsx, 1929 model a rat rod, scion tc, and a '14 tundra. almost purchased a '95 Taurus SHO if we had the garage space....

 

Even though I've only had mine for about 9 months, I'd be happy with a crash. Then I can replace the wife's vehicle before I'm done paying for my truck. It would have been better if it happened before, but such is life.

 

I just ayyyylmao'd in my classroom full of students... that was a good response

 

all you need to do is complain to Toyota on a couple phone calls to corporate and they will give you 5 more oil changes like they gave me.

 

http://www.toyotaofkirkland.com/kir...le-Cab-5'-Bed-V6-4x4-AT/875/3TMCZ5AN7HM078651

Here's another dealer shenanigan... About 10k Markup for a 300 dollar grille and some wheels and tires... Looks good but damn they mark these up ($46,000.00)

 

The actual TRD Pro is cheaper than that. WTF

 

thats exactly what i was thinking haha, its funny the prices of 3rd gens seemed to jump wayy up this year or maybe just at this dealer. I bought my 16 crew cab trd off road from them with a sticker price of 34,500. It was a manual so maybe thats why but I'm seeing its now cheaper than most trd sports and sr5's... crazy. maybe i can sell my truck for 75 thousand now that it has bfg's and a trd pro grille..

 

Keep in mind that this has the JBL audio package so more than likely, the MSRP on it is $40-41k making it only a $4-5k markup, not the $10k you're exaggerating.

Yes, you may be able to purchase the Pro for a few less dollars but keep in mind that the Pro lacks a lot of the technology and convenience features that are offered on this truck.

 

Yeah but that one is lacking the suspension from the TRD Pro

 

Yeah I was basing it off what I paid for my trd off road but I didn't have the jbl package... Is the jbl audio package entirely new speakers and sub or just the additional sub?

 

What the heck does MRD stand for? Massive Road Destroyer?

 

When I went to buy mine, I told them I wanted an SR with the utility package. Salesman was in shock because he was so used to everyone coming in and wanting all the bells and whistles. Walked out with a New Taco for 21k before tax and title.

 

I feel like the price troll haha... Tacoma dealers in Washington are going to hate me... Well someone will pay what there asking for these Tacomas. And I gotten taken for a ride with my trade in so technically I probably paid more than msrp ha

 

hahaha this is the same place I picked mine up from and they tried selling this to me and some other guy.

 

If it's on the beach with a good bridge I'm interested.