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canopycarl · Sep 1, 2021

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Shmellmopwho · Jul 25, 2021

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AGENT:

Your mission - if you choose to accept it - is to retrieve a hazardous cargo item from a secret location and transport it via ground transportation. Your final rendezvous location will be approximately 2350 miles due West from the initial drop location, and over 34hrs of continues drive time.

Given the length and duration of this operation, utilizing multiple agents is both approved and encouraged.

Directive:

The hazardous cargo is currently stashed at a secret location, in Nashville, Tennessee. To retrieve said cargo, you will need to locate the listed address, review the attached surveillance photos to determine the location of the said item, then successfully retrieve the item without being detected by non-operative civilians. Once the item has been secured, it will be your duty to transport it in a westerly manner, towards the given drop location. Your exact amount / distance of transportation will vary, and will be determined by you. Once you have achieved your maximum transport distance, it will then be your responsibility to post the updated stash location and coordinates / address - including photo surveillance images. Failure to post proper follow-up directions and / or photographs could result in mission failure.

Intel:

You initial pickup location will be in the parking lot of this Holiday Inn Express, located at:
301 Clay St, Nashville, TN 37208. Exact GPS coordinates of item: N36.11.255 & W86.47.756

Once in the parking lot you will then need to proceed to the indicated light post. BE SURE TO NOT ATTRACT NON-OPERATIVE SUSPICION.

Enhanced view of target location.

Once the location has been confirmed, your target item will be located in the rear of the post base.

To retrieve the item, simply lift the external base cover. No tools are needed for retrieval.

Once the base cover has been lifted, the hazardous cargo item can be found BENEATH the steel base, between the concrete and steel plate. No tools are needed for retrieval.

Confirm you do in fact have the pictured hazardous cargo item, then replace the light post base cover. Leave no trace. Eliminate any innocent bystanders (please don't.... that would be bad). Leave the scene, never to return.

MISSION:

After successful retrieval of the hazardous item, you are then instructed to travel in any westerly direction of your choosing. Your only mission critical orders are:

DO NOT RETRIEVE the item if you are unwilling or unable to complete your leg of the mission.

If you do retrieve the item, you MUST then update this posting with the transmission: THE BAG IS SECURED! This will notify other operatives that the items is in transit and not at the last listed location.

After retrieval and posting your "THE BAG IS SECURED" transmission, you must then transport the item in a westerly manner towards Vancouver, Washington. Route and specific drop location is your choice - but try to stick with major metropolitan locations, as that will ensure enough available operatives to complete the mission.

After transporting the item as far as you are tactically able, you then MUST stash the item in another light post base "drop" location.

YOU MUST ENSURE NO NON-OPERATIVE / CIVILIANS WITNESS THE DROP! THIS IS CRITICAL!

After successfully making the drop, you then must return to this posting and update the drop location with: ADDRESS. BUSINESS NAME (if applicable). GPS Coordinates if possible (use your phones compass app). PHOTO(S) of drop location. Failure to adequately identify drop location will result in failure of the mission.

OPTION: If you can successfully meet up with another agent, you are allowed to conduct drops in person - so long as the next agent is fully away of all mission parameters.

Continue this process until the item has successfully made it's way to Vancouver, Washington. Once there, I will arrange a face-to-face drop with the final agent - and compensate them for their heroics (I'll buy them a Starbucks).

If you are unsure of your abilities to complete your leg of the mission - then do not accept. If you are unclear on any of the outlined mission details - then do not accept.

This mission is vitally important to the overseer, and nothing other than complete success will be tolerated.

Good luck, Agent!

(Backstory: I just spent two week in Tennessee. I hate not having a pocket knife on me so I bought a ten dollar throw away knife at Bass Pro shop to use while on the trip. I flew back home out through Nashville, but I refuse to let those fuckers at TSA have my ten dollar knife....so I stashed it at the last hotel I stayed at. I just think it would be neat if the TW Express could secretly move a ten dollar knife 3/4's the way across the county.)
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Hahaha this is awesome!

GHOST SHIP · Jul 25, 2021

I had the same anxiety when I was in Hawaii. Luckily, I was able to bring my new knife home with me.

GHOST SHIP · Jul 25, 2021

canopycarl[OP] said: ↑

I REFUSE to donate a knife to the TSA!
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TSA don’t take what TSA can’t find.

Empty_Lord · Jul 25, 2021

Godspeed any brave souls who take on this suicide mission

PzTank · Jul 26, 2021

TLR- seems like you want something picked up and delivered somewhere?

Good Luck

MeefZah · Jul 26, 2021

I lost a good Spyderco to the USSS at a rally some years back. I feel your pain, OP. GLWM!!!!

SoCal_Erik · Jul 26, 2021

Currently waiting on the drop in OC

tcjacado · Jul 29, 2021

@TnShooter

TnShooter · Jul 29, 2021

JaCado said: ↑

@TnShooter
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I’m located about 180 miles EAST of the hazardous cargo. (Knoxville,TN)
Me and the cargo would be going the wrong way.

And don’t get me started on TSA, the ones at LAX gave me hell for wearing a D-Ring belt through the scanner. The stupid one that takes an image of you. Guy was a total jerk.

All over a belt like this

TnShooter · Jul 29, 2021

OP, I dropped a link over on the Nashville forum section.
Here - https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/the-nashville-thread.507998/page-43

KRAMERICA · Jul 29, 2021

OP if you'd posted this in the Nashville thread a week ago, the package could have already been in Tacoma...

My buddy was just here, left on the 24th!

However, if I can remember to, I'll try to move the package in your direction in a couple of months. I'll be heading to Idaho, and maybe Washington in late September or early October.

KRAMERICA · Jul 29, 2021

MeefZah said: ↑

I lost a good Spyderco to the USSS at a rally some years back. I feel your pain, OP. GLWM!!!!
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I lost a 10mm wrench to the TSA in the early 2000's.

Superdave1.0 · Jul 29, 2021

You can ship the object via usps. Will be cheaper than the 15 Starbux cards needed. Safer, faster, easier. Maybe too easy...

tcjacado · Jul 29, 2021

KRAMERICA said: ↑

I lost a 10mm wrench to the TSA in the early 2000's.
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