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DeMello Essay Contest

Discussion in 'Demello Offroad' started by JDEMELLO, Aug 22, 2011.

  1. Aug 22, 2011 at 2:13 PM
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    JDEMELLO

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    DeMello Off-Road would like to invite you to win some free stuff.

    Were going give away one of our new aluminum winch fair leads, crafted out of a one piece solid billet unuptanium, act now and you also get the DeMello Off-Road bottle opener. This bottle opener was used by Elton John him self three times while on tour, but that's not all folks! You also get this very special X-Large T-shirt that was once worn by the zar of france..

    BUT WAIT KIDS there's more!! You also get this one of kind Off-Road Rock! It's a special rock stolen from the garden in front of the best western in Ouray, CO. It was then blessed with a DeMello Off-Road tattoo and autographed by the man him self, Mr. DeMello. And if you order now we will even throw in our 50 horse power sticker. That's right folks our stickers are good for 50HP, 30 Carbon credits and some cracker barrels will accept them as coupons.

    You may be asking your self what you have to do to get all this wonderful stuff. It's simple.

    Go to our FaceBook page and tell us why you deserve this stuff over the next guy. It can be honest, it can be real and\or just make us feel sorry for you (frowny face). The most compelling argument not only wins my admiration but they also get these fine products.

    http://www.facebook.com/DEMLOGUY?v=info&edit_info=all&ref=nur#!/pages/Demello-Off-road/181897909442

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    SMALL PRINT:For the record yes this is a shameless way to get you to like our Facebook page and yes we like to put our logo on everything. Oh and our fair leads are not really made of anything special just some shine-E aluminum from the machinist down the street trying to stay in business.

    The bottle opener was never used by Elton John, I don't even think Elton John knows who we are or could give two grumpies. The T-shirt was never worn by the ZAR of France, they don't even have a ZAR, well maybe they do but it's not important. The rock however is real and really is autographed (hey it's the least I could do) and the sticker does really give you 50HP and 30 carbon credits. Or maybe it doesn't. Either way you shouldn't believe such fairy tales...
     
  2. Aug 22, 2011 at 2:16 PM
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    blackhawke88

    blackhawke88 wo ai ni bao bei ^_^

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    im calling bs on the 50hp....i think 25hp at most, but thats stretching it
     
  3. Aug 22, 2011 at 2:20 PM
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    ryanjboutin

    ryanjboutin Mob dirt parking lots.

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  4. Aug 22, 2011 at 2:33 PM
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    RCBS

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    Swag!
     
  5. Aug 22, 2011 at 2:42 PM
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    VanillaGorilla

    VanillaGorilla Itsnevertoearlytostartbee fingupyourobituary

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    do I need to cite my sources for my essay?(if so which format) also whats the minimum amount of characters allowed, how many pages etc, etc, etc.
     
  6. Aug 22, 2011 at 2:42 PM
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    911tacoma

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  7. Aug 22, 2011 at 2:46 PM
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    JDEMELLO

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    Ok you caught me it's only 22hp..

    Sorry I was just watching your avatar over and over and over again.

    The rule for any essay is keep it like a ladies skirt, long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep interest!
     
  8. Aug 22, 2011 at 2:48 PM
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    georgeandkanoa

    georgeandkanoa the point is simply this

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    who is that chick,i look at that 20 times a day,3 times a shot
    so 60 times a day,i'm going mad I tell you mad
     
  9. Aug 22, 2011 at 2:51 PM
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    He might win if he figures out how to post that on my wall!
     
  10. Aug 22, 2011 at 3:39 PM
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    VanillaGorilla

    VanillaGorilla Itsnevertoearlytostartbee fingupyourobituary

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    I. Will. Figure. This. Shit. Out.
     
  11. Aug 22, 2011 at 3:40 PM
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    VanillaGorilla

    VanillaGorilla Itsnevertoearlytostartbee fingupyourobituary

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    Shay Laren my friend. hope you dont work early cuz youll be up all night.



    Edit: sounds kinda weird when its put that way...... :cool:
     
  12. Aug 22, 2011 at 4:07 PM
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    georgeandkanoa the point is simply this

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    here i am again lookin,my eyes my eyes
     
  13. Aug 22, 2011 at 4:22 PM
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    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    I entered for shits and giggles, hope it isnt too long!

    btw, I don't really have genital herpes...

    I think...
     
  14. Aug 22, 2011 at 5:50 PM
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    Are the shirts available for purchase? Would love to have one. Already rockin the 22hp sticker on my truck. :)
     
  15. Aug 23, 2011 at 9:43 AM
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    JDEMELLO

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    You were a strong contender. Me and the guys are enjoying the ones that are up so far. Remember guys you can enter as many times as you want.


    Yes they are 15.00 but we only have x-larges left. We have anther batch of shirts coming in next week that are a little different.
     
  16. Aug 23, 2011 at 10:51 AM
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    RCBS

    RCBS Mr Thundermaker is about to start barking fire!

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    how do they run? im sometimes an XL guy....sometimes a XXL guy. :eek:

    definitely want one though.
     
  17. Aug 23, 2011 at 11:30 AM
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    It runs about average for a X-large. I'm a large-x-large kinda guy and I go with the large.
     
  18. Aug 23, 2011 at 12:46 PM
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    will you post up pics of the new ones when they come in? would like to see them as well.
     
  19. Aug 23, 2011 at 4:13 PM
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    Sure can and will.
     
  20. Aug 24, 2011 at 2:45 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    my entry got deleted! :O
    :rain:
     
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