Dent Magnet … Good Grief

This summer has been good for my favorite PDR guy. I am not exactly OCD, but I do try to minimize the risk of parking lot rash by parking more sensibly than most, yet I have scheduled my third PDR visit this summer.

Yesterday’s trip to the grocery … and I witnessed a Neanderthal give his shopping cart a running shove vaguely in the direction of the cart corral. He missed. Yet another dent and scuff in the right rear quarter. Then he skated on taking personal responsibility.

 

Wow . So he basically just walked away from it. Darn

 

I.M.O. is that not the same as a hit and run ?

 

Ahhhh 15 minutes in and we already got the keyboard warriors showing up...

You don't know how crazy people are anymore. Guy could have pulled a gun or started attacking the OP being confronted too much. Ain't worth getting killed over.

 

Take a picture of his license plate and turn in to the police ?

 

It sure beats posting about it in here as if it’s a 3rd Gen issue

 

A common sense approach, but we know how uncommon common sense has become.

Give him a break, he's just a puddle pirate.

 

Wasn't this guy, I hope.

 

I saw the title and read PDR and was expecting some newfangled dent-pulling magnet. Disappointed.

Speaking of such things, where are all the “move out of that wasteland city you must live in” gospel singers that show up in the theft threads? I’m being patient but can’t wait all day.

Sorry about your truck, OP. You do have a third gen, so at least you’re also a chick magnet too.

 

I hate inconsiderate people not returning their carts, but I think I hate this insufferable midwestern twat even more.

 

Damn, I don’t have an instagram.
Oh wait, that’s a plus in my book.

Carry on.

 

You could try to recoup from the store as well. The parking lot is the store's property and so they're liable.

Ps: Neanderthals are extinct so it was probably a human

 

I would have traded knuckle sandwiches for his dent scrape. Fuck today’s people.

 

Just sayin', but if you are being careful about where you park, next to a cart return ain't the place. Sucks though.

Your story reminded me of this. Seems fitting.

Most every store that I have seen has a sign up that they are not responsible for property damage / theft.

Worse is that around here, a lot of places have these stupid rental camera setups with flashing blue strobes. So damn annoying.

 

I would have rolled that shit right back at him as hard as I could and say you missed asshole.

Chances of getting an apology from anyone that give a shit like that is slim to none

 

My wife gets upset when I return loose shopping carts or pickup trash.

 

What, why?

 

https://youtu.be/RbIZWzhJj0Y

 

Darn those pesky racist shopping carts!

 

Signs don't matter. But I looked into it for a second and it might fall under act of god if it's wind. But since this was a Neanderthal, idk.


But for example I can put a sign on my porch that says not responsible for slipping on ice, but I have no legal protection