Diablo 3 battle tags

Who's this Krazie SJ dude that kept dieing behind me?


I figure I'm not doin too bad for only having the game three days now. Hit level 52 before I called it a night.

 

Oh so you're the dirty slut who had a massive purple phallic light saber thing going on.

Then I get back from my call and find out I've been killed by a flaming ass goblin.

 

Yeah I upgraded it now... LoL, kinda reminds me of the Death Star in a nerdy sorta way... all green and cool n shit. Up to 4K dps, but still doesn't seem like enough.

 

4k shouldn't be too bad. I'm at 8k and just hit level 59.

 

I'm dropping 5,300 but that's just on criticals. My skills are kinda weird like that.

 

I get crits in the 14k range all the time and I've seen one at 23k.

 

My highest critical was 40K.

 

God damn it...I wish I could just go home and play all day Finally getting around to collecting everything for the herding staff. Made it up to 20.6k dps the other night after posting.

 

i think they patched attack speed, my bow had 16 attack speed last night and now it only has 6. wtf

 

They nerfed IAS like a motherfucker. I went from having 16K DPS to 12K DPS.



I ditched my IAS weapon for a weapon that does higher DPS, as well as increasing my overall all damage percentage, minimum damage and maximum damage. I'm now at 19K DPS (with a mantra on my monk).



I have had 50K critical hits a few times now.





I feel like such a damn nerd talking like that.....

 

im at 17k

 

I just had a 65K critical hit OMFG.



Also, fuck Act 2 Inferno. Also, sorry for leaving you hanging Brian, the power in my apartment just went out.

 

Lol... I figured you left to take another shit.... god that was so random other day.... hahahaha


Got tired of jizzard. The hot key system they have is just too damn jacked to make the wizard any fun IMO. I want to be able to hot key skill sets... because they're either good for duking out DPS against 50+ enemies at once.... or taking out bosses with a diff skill set, but not both. I survive by leeching life...
I enjoyed the monk a lot in the demo so figured my fingers can take a break from all the button mashing.

 

Oh and I did female monk... her name is NekkidPoosy and shell be wearing all invisibility dye

 

Brian you know you can change the hot keys. I don't have the game installed any more
But its like esc options game play something keys. Hope you can find it.

 

Elective Mode

 

Not sure if any of you were Wizards but part of the patch was fixing a display error with Glass Cannon. It was working correctly but incorrectly displaying a 30% increase as opposed to the 15%.

But yeah, they killed IAS, but I didn't care much as I hadn't figured out that stat yet. I guess the next phase of attack is stacking up on +dmg & %crit to get the uber high dps stats people are claiming.

Got to roll thru Whimsy with Krap and SJ last night tho...that shits funny Can't imagine what it'd be like on harder difficulties tho!

 

That's not what I'm talking about. You only get 4 hot keys and one of them has to be your defense, which lasts forever so it seems like a waste of a hotkey.... at least in wizard world. I use elective mode. If they're going to maintain this system then I want a seperate hotkey to change skill SETS... so right before a boss I can change to my boss killing skills.... you smell what I'm steppin in? Nova's are not good for bosses.... LoL




On a side note I bought a stupid amulet that had +dmg and 20% MF on it for 10k gold and put it on RMAH for 150 bucks, see if anyones stupid... LOL