Dick's Dank Yank Wank Tank

Well, it certainly does suck.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AioVDsXidh0

 

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I heard superchargers are going for a pretty penny lately on here....js

 

I might sell mine for $6k to a willing buyer.

 

How much is hurricane insurance, and how much to you spend on plywood and sandbags annually? And croc abatement?

 

Full home insurance (including hurricaine) is around $4k yr. I have hurricaine shutters on the house that accordion fold back, used them on Mathew last year. Did the house in about an hour last year. Sand bags, dont need them. My house is the highest on the peninsula, water would have to rise 20' to get to me.

So not alot spent on that shit, to answer your question.

My taxes are the real mind blower, I pay $1100 a yr total

Edit: And alligators(no crocs in the US) dont come around me, the fucking gopher tortoises are what you need to keep an eye out for, they dig in your yard and you will never get a permit to do shit.
Oh, lots of bufo toads. I kill one a week, fuckers like my fountain and when I walk up they dive in and all I have to do is grab the bastards and smack them against my concrete retaining wall a few times and chuck thim into my neighbor across the streets yard....cause fuck that asshole

http://www.fondrenpetcare.com/bufo_toad.html

 

Does this mean what I want it to mean.

 

Are you calling dibs on the third bay?

 

YOU TELL ME.

ARE WE.



ARE WE CLAIMING DIBS ON BAYS.






IS THAT A THING.











IS THIS HAPPENING?

 

SAY IT.

I WANT TO HEAR IT.

 

R U FKNG SRS?!

 

THEY ACCEPTED OUR OFFER!

I'll be over here vomiting quietly in the corner now.