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Yeah, well that's where she says "we take the truck."
Typical truck deployment:
I drive.
Front passenger seat folded down table style (better vis for wife, workbench for baby maintenance when stopped).
Wife in passenger rear.
Kid in car seat in middle.
Small stroller/diaper bag etc in driver rear.
Anything else (Bob stroller, overnight bags, extra co-sleepers, bouncer, FN wheels, kitchen sink) in bed.

 

Wow. I am so not ready for kids.

The wife definitely is.

 

No kidding.

Literally, my truck is full with 3 adults, the baby, baby gear and clothes, bathroom stuff and dog/dog bed.

Cab and bed, full. Thank God for my shell.

 

They say it gets easier.

They

Them

They are fucking liars. I know this now.

Actually, getting so close to be able to get back to things like day-hiking. We have this awesome Osprey pack thingy handed down by a friend.

https://www.rei.com/product/828439/osprey-poco-plus-child-carrier





Fuck you, I need something I can grasp desperately at, like a life jacket.

 

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Help her discover anal. It should buy you time.

 

Your a fucking Riot!!

 

I especially like the use of "discover." A really nice word choice for a delicate topic.

 

Not only can it be enjoyable for both partners, but it can also strengthen your emotional relationship, and your physical one - allowing the couple to bond together when the woman allows herself to be extremely vulnerable and trusting, and the man is sensitive and helps take her to ultimate relaxation before penetration occurs, usually through a combination of massage, gentle kissing, and slow, careful teasing of the anus.

 

Truth be told, I'm a pretty delicate flower.

Truth be told, if you just go barging in there the first time, it will be the last time. Attract more flies with honey than vinegar. Unless it is not her first time. And do you really want to know that? Probably not. You can just both pretend it is your first, and that neither of you is actually as sordid and depraved as you might otherwise think. Unless that's what brought you together in the first place.

I'm just going to stop typing now.

 

Keep typing, I'm almost there.

 

Do you remember/know the weight of your wheels?

Wheels I'm getting are 23 lbs per, which seems like is identical to my current wheels.

 

Once they become more older and more self sufficient, raising kids does become a bit easier.

 

Horst deftly slid his fist into the jar of mayonnaise while continuing to knead her taut, pole-vaulter's hind quarters with his other large, strong hands. Just then, a summer breeze gently pushed through the linen curtains, bringing with it the sultry aroma of midget taint and waffles.

 

I died.

 

Weight
(as weighed by me on digital bathroom scale)
OEM Offroad alloy 22.4 lb
Dunlop AT Grandtreks 245/70 r16 30.8 lb
Total wheel weight excluding balancing weights and TPMS valves: 53.2 lb

SCS F5 4.5 BS model, 19 lb.
Cooper S/T Maxx 265/75 r16 55lb (includes balancing weight and TPMS valves)
Total wheel weight including balancing weights and TPMS valves: 74 lb

Weight increase over stock: 20.8 lb/wheel
Net increase with 5 wheels: 104 lb

 

I just realized I gave Horst 3 hands.

 

I gotta stay outa this thread