Dirt in driveway.

most cool folks that are old aren't "old geezers", BUT any FUCKSTICK that would complain about DIRT is a fucking old kodger and needs to get a cocksucking life.

its DIRT...it's like complain'ing about having water in/on your driveway. WHAT THE FUCK?

 

But you are blaming an age group without knowing for sure. Guilty until proven innocent.

 

well, Derek said all his neighboors are 55+.

lets put it this way, no matter what their age...whoever complained is a fucking cocksucker.

 

"whoever complained is a fucking cocksucker. "
SO THEY ARE NOT THAT BAD AFTER ALL. LOL

 

hahahaha yes ONLY if its an attractive female, though. I don't swing the other way...

 

Any wonder why California is Bankrupt? The dirt police are spending all of their time patrolling Derek's house waiting for Mallorie to sweep the driveway.

 

Sounds like its time for an after hours Par-tay!
Really given something to complain about.
not that I'm promoting any underage dirt littering
<<-- root beer floats

 

hahahaha yes ONLY if its an attractive female

SEE THAT'S ANOTHER ADVANTAGE OF BEING OLD - SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT ATTRACTIVE -LOL

 

Where do you live that you have CC&R's that don't allow you to have dirt in your driveway. You live in a senior community or something?

 

damn Brian.. you're pretty pissy today...

 

We all know that they do; and they know they do, but . . .

They can not ignore a complaint no matter how crank or bogus it may be, and you know it.

Frankly, I have never heard of a dirty driveway ordinance, but you can never know what those City Council folkes are slipping by you.

We are also unsure of the trucks role in all of this; is it the anoyingly loud exhaust at 3 am with the sub thumping out something by somebody that only learned three chords, is it an actual eyesore, is it a case of " ITS ALLS I CAN TAKE, I CANT TAKES IT ON MORE!" I am invoking the dirty driveway ordinance, it a cheap shot but we have to do something.

 

If that happened to me, First I would tell the police to tell the person that made the complaint that you would remove it once they paid your taxes. Then I would go to the phone and call and order 3 yards of loam and have it dropped in my driveway. It would sit for months and months.

A large home theater powered SUBWOOFER with a test cd set at 20hz on a loop makes one hell of a vibe all throughout the neighborhood and is non directional. Will drive the neighbors nuts and wont be able to tell where it comes from. A police scanner will let you know when to shut it.

 

Plant something like this on your side of the fence:

 

See, people like that piss me the F--- off!!! ARGH!!! That and plus your in cali so I know where your coming from! I'll make sure if I ever work for the SDFD to take my time in responding to any medical calls on your street!! Friggin old geezers anyways! Sorry yall, I deal with these kinds of people all the time and the world would be better off without them. Damn, I'm pretty negative huh!?!?

 

i would have askedthe cops is it ilegal to have mud in my driveway? geezz

 

Seriously - if you got that upset over it- the person who turned you in won. Nothing happend to you except a minor visit by the police. You should be more upset with yourself for letting something soooo minor get to you like that. Relax and DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF. [Advise from someone over 55.]

 

I can't believe SDPD would actually take the call. How can dirt in the driveway be considered a complaint? Now I've heard of plenty of people maybe complain about what your washing down the driveway, and especially if your leave crap all the way down the curb gutter to the storm drain after it dries.

I think the PD misunderstood or they would not have responded.

 

What did the cops do ? What was the outcome? '[ no worries man]

 

Hahaha!!!! Most of my friends are cops and they would have just laughed at that call!!!

 

that's fucking retarded.

One more reason i'm glad to not live in Cali.