Doctors everywhere will hate this gen

oh damn. those are killing me
"DO NOT take an upper decker!"

 

That’s pretty standard instructions for how to use the shitter in western culture. There’s a huge portion of the world that doesn’t have the same style toilet as us.

 

You can’t do that in California

 

Just get the cats high

 

Oh, in that case just go buy a live trap and dunk em in the bay

 

So then if the river is floating clockwise, the 2 dudes in the left are at risk of contaminated water if dude on the left double dips. Honestly it looks like that system has a fundamental flaw.

 

Right. Like. You would find that in a fancy restarurant in turkey, where to the right Of the border they have squat pots and to the left they have toilets. But EVERYONE should know right off the bat not to use the floor. A turd on the floor is a slip hazard.

 

In India there is like 3 bathrooms per 2 square blocks in which a milllion to 2 million people live.

 

In India a western kid with the idea of expanding his cultural knowledge went to have himself a drink of water and contracted a disease that was resistant to all treatment. Something like that.

In India the Ganges River where people bathe has 500k ppm of dead body decomp and 300k ppm fecal matter and yet it is considered a spiritually and physically cleansing water source.


In India is where they still rock the caste system of being shitty to each other.

In India is where you will never fucking find me. I don’t understand the whimsical “I can’t wait, I’m going on holiday in INDIA” I’m like fuck you dude. Don’t touch me when you come back, and you can never ride in my truck again.

 

Bruh.... the little aquaduct is for RINSING your anus Q-Tip only! The pucker soothing camel urine is in the BASINS.

Didn't you read the sign?!

 

Not if you use cash...

 

Desire to snorkel intensifies....

 

somebody down the block bought a new taco, same color as mine. is it wrong if I sneak over and spray paint it a different color tonight?

 

Absolutely not, I’m sure there is a radius law.

 

I wonder how often this party got stacked? Like with all 18 positions in use, and some fellas standing around waiting.

 

And here on Sunday morning the dung spire continues to climb to glory, reaching into the stratosphere with weapons grade pluturdium.

 

You are only allowed to comment on this thread if you haven’t slept since Friday night.

 

By the end of the night someone has to clean out all the drumstick bones from the bone bowls. Gross kinda.

 

Dung spire is now in my vocabulary. It is a profound euphemism.

 

Lol I’m used to that I have to clean MY floors weekly. Bone bowl is a whole nother thing