Doctors everywhere will hate this gen

THIS is how you properly vote.


Also if you’ve ever trained in the grappling arts you know first hand that crotch, regrettably, is a flavor.

 

Family size can be daunting

 

Fuck, I’m late

 

dammit, me too

 

Wow. The internet is the best.

Also, like, if someone wanted to bet me how long I could live in that toothpaste, I would win. I’ve already mapped out how I would survive inside the toothpaste. Hammock up top, strung from corner to corner, and my poop falls into the top cap. Imagine how a bat would do it, thats how I would do it.

 

That’s why I want to be a vampire. Not for the blood or the immortality, but so I can turn into a bat and drop poop on people. I could also save up all my guano and sell it so I could afford name brand breakfast cereals instead of eating the crappy section-8 bagged stuff that I currently have in my pantry.

 

There are literally dozens of uses for guano.

Human- shit is the worst and it doesn’t even do anything cool

Guano- you can make a bowl from it

 

If you pour the bagged cereal into a name brand box, it taste different. Just splurge once and get the name brand and keep re-using the box. It has changed my life.

 

Could you imagine being a vampire and playing Marco-polio? Fuck yeah.

Two words.

Echo. Location.

 

We had those big bags of puffed rice as a kid.

 

Marco-polio...... what the fuck... find them and give them a disease.

 

Oh snap. That’s a spell check carry over probably from when we had a thread about polio.



#marco-rabies

 

Fine! I changed it.

Are we related?

 

Unlike
I see you are easily persuaded. Noted for future reference.

 

Perhaps he was reminded of his true nature. Which is to burn a mutha down.

 

Well its going to take some salty travel toothpaste applied to a crotch by someone else hands while wearing a cheerleading uniform laying on a carbon fiber hood to get this fire started.

 

You can’t start a fire on a Saturday night. This is more like an after-party. Some shit went down last night in here, and we’re all a little awkward about it the next day.