Does anybody have any weird habits or quirks?

Does anybody else have any weird habits or quirks?
For example, my volume on my TV or stereo has to end in an even number or 5.

Once per month, I boil all of my non electronic keys, not to kill the germs, but to just remove any grime on them.

Whenever I go on a plane, there's a certain sequence of songs I listen to once altitude is reached and electronics can be turned back on...

 

This is about to get very interesting

 

Yes on the volume thing, have to have an even number.
Tacoma stuff would be I do my best to let my truck start up and idle until the secondary air pump goes off, signals me to depart.
Also I'm anal not to turn the fan+A/C on immediately as to not load the engine unnecessarily.

My brother says I'm cuckoo.

 

I'm a very loud masturbater.

 

I can't stand the sound of people that chew food loudly...it gives me homicidal thoughts.

 

I do the exact same things. Tell your brother we're everywhere.

 

When I go Grocery shopping I have to buy things like canned goods, Clif Bars, or Yogurt, small items like that, in even numbered amounts.

 

I have a hard time letting/ trusting/ paying someone else to do something that i can figure out, even though it would probably take me 3x as long.

 

I make gifs.

 

I wipe we both hands at the same time...

 

You win.

 

I knew it!!!

 

I can only think of one at the moment, I always keep my fingers crossed, both hands, from the second the captain throttles up all the way up to 10k ft when I'm riding commercial. Doesn't matter if someone is trying to make me hand them something, I won't move. Most crashes happen on takeoff and landings and you always get an audible beep on commercial flights at 10k so that signals me we are, for the most part, in the clear.

 

I do all that on every vehicle

 

I count things. Stairs, dotted lines on the road, Number of steps from point a to point B. You name it, I count it.

Drives me crazy, but I can't stop

 

I can't even picture it.

 

If I'm a passenger in a car I'll count the cars passing by with foot taps. If there are no cars I'll count the trees or power poles.

 

I also eat all the fries before my burger.

 

When I get in my truck to leave the house, if I see anything out of place in the garage, I have to put it back in it's place before I can leave.
If I don't do it, I'll think about it all day until I get home and put it up.