Does anybody understand women???

My gf and I are like in a weird spot like a break kinda but not really. It's confusing. Like we both openly talk to people and get jealous. Me I get angry and fought the kid, put him on the ground. She didn't care. But when her best friend calls be ranting about something them to should be talking about I'm get a new one torn. Like I am I nice person and pick up my phone, I listen to what anyone has to say and give my advice on the topic, it's not like I was trying to get with her. I mean I could but I'm not an ass hole

 

Like wut

 

They were at the bar tonight. Girl left the bar because the bar tender gave her a weird look or what ever. Well she called me ranting about it then rants about her ex bf. like honestly I don't give a fuck what happened between you and your ex. My girl was left at the bar alone. So I talked to her best friend in a helpful way. When she heard this like said in this thread they twist the story around.

 

Yeah... I had a hard time reading that too. But I'll clean it up

Here's a easier to read re-type.

 

There are two theories about understanding women. Both of them are wrong.

Chris

 

Women need a manual so we can at least get a reference guide for them

 

"True...I would never want to be a homewrecker. If someone is taken then they're taken. End of story."


If my soon-to-be ex and her married co-worker only had that philosophy.

 

That would be a big manual.
We need "Monkey Charts", Did this happen?-> Yes or no.
How did it make her feel?-> Feelings.
Possible resolution-> Problem resolved or It got Worse! Start at top of page 307.

 

I dont either...

 

Typical girl... Bringing up old stuff.

 

so true

 

It's more fun that way.

Ikea furniture assembly time. Manual for the 7 trillion piece shelving unit. "Nope. I got this, babe"

Anyways, if there were a manual for women, that would take all the fun out of finding the right one.

AND one final little though, if you've never had a crazy, bad, terrible or freaking psycho ex, how can you appreciate your current lesscrazy, less psycho interest

 

The more I start to understand them, the more I don't like them.

 

Women understand women... And they hate each other. I'm glad that dealing with them is optional for me.

 

Don't understand em, but I do love boobies

 

heard this last night...
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer. No one will do it.
-Anthony Jeselnik

 

This thread is funny...how did I miss it?

I understand them!! Oh wait....sometimes.....

You guys need this thread - Thanks to MTGirl!
http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/green-room/95013-ask-girl.html

(please pardon - if someone else already posted this, MY BAD - I didn't go thru all 11 pages of posts )