Does anybody understand women???

I was like biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch....haha great show

 

You said bitch though? Right?!?

 

I imagine it would feel a lot like a sinus infection

 

I wonder the same thing actually...but I more wonder how the one's that are obviously clueless work. I wouldn't mind switching into a guys for a day...

 

just stopping the idea before it starts

of my many lady friends

none of them really understand each other, they just tolerate the crazy enough to be friends

I'm just waiting to susan or lisa to come in here and destroy us all

 

lol, well, I would imagine after the initial seizure has passed it's on to "Why am I not going to say exactly how I feel"
"Why does my brain operate on emotions?"
"Why am I freaking out over what other people think?"

 

Sure, you get to be a dick to people, you GET a dick, you can piss standing up, you can thump your chest out and give people mean-ass looks, it's way cool......oh wait, yeah......until you get to the part of......"uh, when you ask me what I'm thinking and I said 'nothing', well, it really was nothing' and be prepared for everything to be your fault too! Oh you really have to make sure to remember those anniversaries and birthdays and such, women get so butthurt when you forget.

 

You can have my brain. It doesn't get used much

 

Sounds good konaborne and what about a discovery documentary on women

 

AND... you won't believe how funny farts will become

 

a woman = life support system for a vagina.

Don't try to understand them passed that.

You will blow your brains out Matt

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oh god yeah! A Thunderous Fart Fart makes me giggle like and eight year old girl!

 

That's a balanced, nuanced view of the issue

 

IBTL

 

i was always told " Dont try and understand women. women understand woman and they hate eachother"

 

I've had women admit this to me.

 

Jeez, not really that hard is it?

At the risk of being called homo, the answer is: Women are crazy/insane. Every last one of em.

Have to find one not to crazy and live within the craziness.

 

HAHA yep i figured them out.....

50% of the time , they say what they mean
25% of the time they mean the opposite of what they say
25% of the time u better know damn well what they really want and just do it....

haha

 

I don't even understand women 85% of the time... They are strange creatures, Until you are actually talking to women. For some reason, Girls trust gay guys like myself a whole lot more then their own boyfriends/husbands. So as they are telling me their whole life story, I begin to get the idea of this particular girl. I do not get along with most. And the girly friends that I do have and enjoy are all too car/truck enthusiast and would rather spend their day tearing up a recreational park on a dirt bike then spend the day shopping for gucci hand bags.

I and most women will admit, that other girls are usually bitches. But it is to what extent... From reading about the restaurant choosing from a member here. I have seen this many times. The lady knows what she wants but she wants YOU to want it too so she doesn't feel like she has all the power in that scenario.