does you're tacoma have a target painted on it too!

So everyone.I use to drive a forest green POS 91 ford ranger.a complete rust bucket with 320,000 miles on it. During the five years I drove that thing not once did I have a single oops of my own nor did anyone hit me.I take the plunge of getting a loan for an immaculate 2007 4 banger 4x4 with only 30,000.two days after I buy it i have some dip wad pull a hit and run and cause 1800 dollars damage.thank heavens for insurance. Eight days after getting it fixed I approach my new pride and joy to find my tail gate maimed beyond repair and the new week old taillight broken again! Now I ask. Is it just my luck or does my tacoma have a freaking target painted on it! Has anyone else been graced with such luck or am I just cursed

 

Dayum! I'm stayin the Hell out of Utah!

 

Yeah seriously.they are idiots here

 

I swear my old 96 was cursed..for 3 years it was in the body shop at some point during those years. Then i went a year or two of nothing, then some dumb bitch hit me and totalled it.

 

load it with some C4 and dont forget to post the vid

 

I'd set up a surveillance camera or something!

 

Have you broken up with anyone lately?

 

Havent you herd the Jeff Foxworthy skit on sunglasses? Expensive ones don't last a week but a scuba diver will bring up your cheapos. But that sucks dude. People are just crap these days.

 

Your truck is not a target, it's just proving that nothing can bring it down because it's a dang TOYOTA for Heaven's sake!!

 

DAMN, I've been seeing tacos all over and more have some dings on them but they are being used for like gardening/construction or what have you so it's normal imo. as for the ones that are just being used for recreation ... I've only seen one brutally damaged and it looked as if it were right off the lot!!! TG I was with my pops driving in his Matrix that day.

 

Now that is some positive thinking! Gotta love how a woman can think outside the box!

 

I swear that my truck, or any other vehicle that I'm driving, is a target for the worst drivers in the world. My old S10 has had upwards of 5g's of body work done to it and was broken into 6 times. Now my taco seems to be following suit the alarm has kept away a few would be burglars/vandals but it didn't do shit for the drunk drive that fucked up the quarter panel. The US needs a real driver training program something like they have in Germany. The drivers in my town are so bad that we've had 14 fatalities on the road this years alone most due to speed or careless driving, which is more than the last 5 years combined I believe. For god sakes someone ran into a spillway at the lake last night! Idiot's I tell you.

 

Jeeez....and what town is this?

 

Lift, heavy duty offroad front and rear bumpers and sliders-no more worries

 

Mine must have the southern bullseye bro. My was hit in a lowes parking lot by a guy pulling a trailer and he didnt stop fucked up the whole passenger side front quarter panel and then a few months later a 2000 year old lady hit my drivers side and fucked up that quarter panel while she was passing me going the opposite way I was going.. and she told the cop she didnt see me. he said mam you were half way over the center line while he was trying to avoid you.. crazy old hag

 

I used to have an Audi like that. Didn't matter where I was or where I parked someone would hit it. It broke my heart

 

Somebody needs to invent some type of security system for cars that has cameras at all angles that activate when some dip shit decides to hit and run. I watched a guy put a note on my old truck then walk to the back of it and kick in my tail light. He thought I parked to close to him so ”he was going to teach me a lesson” he didn't know I watched him do it. well don't dish out what you can't take. so I jumped in my truck and chased him down. at the next red light I jumped out of my truck walked over to his really nice car and returned the favor 30.dollars damage to my truck versus 200 dollars to his.

 

trunk monkey. Was invented by Toyota years ago if i remember correctly
I'd get one for the truck and then if something goes down, the door opens and it goes APE SHIT on whoever (no pun intended)

 

LIKE A BOSS

 

My old Mitsubishi truck was a crash magnet. It finally was totaled after 1 year. I also had a Chev Lumina that attracted the car bangers. Both were bright red painted vehicles...you would think that the red would make it more visible and people would avoid hitting them. I guess it was the bullseye color that made em a target...lol!!