Ever do something really stupid and regret it...

same way, but all the stupid things i have done makes great stories and it sure helps to have a great sense of humor.

 

Bad Day

 

When I was 14, I decided to clean the chain of my '69 yamaha 100 with the engine running and in gear while it was parked on the center stand.
42 years later, I still have a short right thumb.

 

hit myself in the head with a large hammer while pulling a nail out of an old wooden truck bed right before class photos!!!

 

x2.......almost every day of my life!! haha

 

I was cleaning out my throttle the other day, I didn't remove it to clean it by the way, and I was using the little red tube on the cleaner can to spray it in the throttle. Well my dumbass didn't keep a hold on the little red tube... I saw it in slow motion eject out of the nozzle on the can and continue past the throttle body, and into my intake.. can you say PUCKER EFFECT?!?! somehow, against my horrible usual luck, it was still in sight. I grabbed some duct tape and rigged it onto the end of a 3 foot screw driver and MacGuyvered that thing out. I was about to start beating my head against the wall for shooting the tube into my engine and having to tear it all open to retrieve the little bastard.

 

When I was 12 I got really pissed at my sister and put nair in her shampoo. I wouldn't have gotten caught but they figured out that it was me cause I kept the bottle. I was grounded for 3 months. But my sister had bald spots.

 

Classic!

 

When I was in the phillipenes I saw this little kid with an adorable little monkey on a leash the sight of it makes you want to just reach out and pet it..... so I did and ended up getting bitten by a MONKEY!!

Cept I was shitting bricks for about 3 days afterwards cause I thought THAT monkey might have rabies or something.

So I get a few shots and to this day....NO RABIES

 

Don't feel bad. A couple years ago I had a Jeep Cherokee that was lifted. I went to change the drive-shaft and managed to run my own head over. Apparently blood from the ear is a bad thing......

 

why do people think its alright to leave an animal in the bed of your truck and not expect it to jump.at least the dog is alright got the most part

 

i got married......only kidding.......................i think

 

Yep, many times but I'm not telling. My wife can remember every one.

 

hahahaha.

 

Yes.

 

Winner.

 

Yeah I'm glad we used the parking brake when Ryan removed yours.

 

I was under my mustang once, I was like jack stands, who needs those! So while I'm under it my drunk friend comes over, leans on it, and says hey what ya doing? At that point it slipped off the floor jack and right onto my chest. Luckily the engine was out so it was only 1000lbs or so.

 

got married?????

 

You said that 6 months ago didn't you?