EVERYBODY BE COOLER; The superer awesomer thread Volume 2

Pretty sure that dildo you found on the street of your favorite porn star doesn't count.

 

The Polaroid of me squeezing the boobage of Aurora Snow does count though..

 

Who is Aurora?

 

Porn star..

No picture but I did get a nice teabag from Jenna Haze too

 

That was Ron Jeremy's boob. I seent it.

 

Still got the pic to prove it though it can't be posted or shared on TW

 

Just blur the naughty bits for motivation

 

GTFO of here with that shit. Who is she? Never heard of her.
That analogy is as good as saying you're a 2 handicap in golf and showing up with 30 yr old scratched up clubs and hitting a Srixon.
Kate Beckinsale is the hottest vampire in the history of vampires, and thats a long history man.

 

I had a girlfriend in Niagra falls when I was 12.
You can PM me and I'll be the determining factor if its postable. @tcBob is still cordially invited, I'll ask him.

 

I’d troll for that.

 

Internet warriors troll, reel men sight cast.

 

wait, if you were close enough to push her down a flight of stairs... wouldn't you be close enough to be with her?

 

that's disgusting and you should get checked out.

 

American dreama

How old are you? look man, you’re bringing reason into an unreasonable conversation.
When a woman asks you how many other women you have slept with, you low ball it. 2-3. Enough to have learned something yet enough to be taught.

 

You know, you're making a lot of sense. I mean, you're not making any sense. But it's totally cool because of, well... you know.

 

That's wut I was gonna say.....

 

So I am building my new golf cart. Figure I'll just show it here, I bought it a few weeks ago, its a Yahmaha Drive 2 gas powered cart.
I went gas because I don't like the idea of parking it in the garage which is under my master bedroom. If it caught fire, the wife and I would be toast.....literally.
Plus, I had a biddies for about 6 months. Drove the shit out of it, probably 500 miles in 6 months. I like going for rides in the evening around my neighborhood with my wife, drinking a beer and just enjoying the evening talking about our days.
Anyhow, the lithium would only give us 3 trips around the neighborhood. It had a charging issue and they wanted a couple grand to fix it, they said it wasn't under warranty. So with what I have seen about burning electric cars was enough for me. I also didn't want a standard battery, I wanted the range and convenience, just hop in and go. 5 gallons gets me a hundred miles. I have 35 gallons for hurricane usage anyhow, I keep non-ethanol which is what I put in it so it helps rotate that.
So here is the new cart stock from the dealer:




Here it is with the added fender flares. I bolted them on with stainless bolts, nuts and washers because there are posts at the park entrance and tight spots with trees on the trails in the park, stainless because, well, I live on the ocean.