EVERYBODY BE COOLER; The superer awesomer thread Volume 2

My suggestion is to watch this on the biggest screen you have.
No sense in not getting the full queasy effect. Fastest lap ever at The Isle of Mann.
I like to think I can drive a car, this motherfucker has balls of titanium on a bike.

https://youtu.be/31RZ5wU-Fg0

 

plans for accessories, additions?
IR drive lights? blackout marker lights? La Cucaracha air horn? crew-served swing-arm pintle?

 

More like his balls went back to the safety of someone's purse, and said "Yeah, fuck this buddy, you are on your own". Seriously smooth riding, and well practiced lines it would seem. I can't imagine even crossing the white painted lines at that speed, for concern the change in traction might upset the bike.

 

Brass balls for sure.

 

fuel tank is probably custom molded to fit.

 

That would feel amazing.

 

There is a DIY method to get that custom tank. It might leave you speechless, gasping for air for a while.

 

You could use one of these after though to relax…https://testicuzzi.com/

 

who comes up with this shit?

 

Anyone seen this thing in Vegas? Pretty cool. Can't imagine someone would spend $2.3 billion on it though, then again I know nothing about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uzm2VpLqp0

 

I'm a sometime follower of motorcycle racing. I went to the MotoGP races at Laguna Seca (Monterey, CA) in 2005 when it returned to the US for the first time in ~15 years. I've been to a couple AMA Superbike races at Sears Point. And I've watched the Isle of Mann TT on TV a couple times. Not to take away anything from the riders who are at the MotoGP and AMA/World Superbike levels, but actual race courses are perfectly groomed, and immaculately cared for surfaces, specifically for racing. The Isle is run on country back roads where Ma and Pa drive their cars to grocery store every day. Entirely unpredictable and uneven surfaces, bizarre turns, every type of condition. I would bet a TT rider could do fairly well on any of the GP tracks, but I'd bet money a GP or Superbike racer would get seriously owned if he raced the TT.

TT riders are the bravest MoFos on 2 wheels, in my opinion. I don't know how the fcuk they can even walk, much less ride, with hohos as large as they have.......

 

Customers like yourself?

 

The guys who donate to ball cancer.

https://youtu.be/BWq2eqQf7hE

 

So, I’m locked out of the 40’s & 50’s Thread but have no idea why….

Anyone know who I should be messaging to figure it out?

Maybe I wasn’t cool enough…

 

I think it was me that started it, posted something I thought was funny but was construed as political. I'm not sure if others may have replied and made it more political, but I don't think so - I don't feel what I posted was political, but I'm not a mod. Apparently it will reopen in a couple of days. Sorry.

EDIT: I thought it was just me that was locked out, but apparently we are all in timeout.

 

I honestly have no idea what it was or why I would be affected if I didn’t post it. Whatever. Life will not end without TW lol
No need to apologize to me man…It’s a free country(supposedly).

 

What did you fuckers do to my hummingbird thread? Britt's gonna shit in your ocular cavities. After he gouges out your eyes. So, you know, that there's a sort of receptacle for his fecal matter on the front of your skulls. Actually, 2 receptacles, assuming he gouges out both eyes. Ohactually, also assuming he doesn't shit down your throats and in your nostrils, which would be a total of 4 receptacles. Or 5? Do we count each nostril separately, or just deem it a dual intake port as a single unit. Should I add a poll?

Any way you slice it, that a lot of Britt shit coming your way.

 

I didn’t do anything, that’s just it.

A hummingbird bird whispered in my ear and told me it’s bunch of over sensitive bologna.