Everyone Wants it, Nobody Will Do It (The Office Quotes and BS Thread, apparently)

My wife already knows, no need to say it.

 

I’m sitting beside my gf right now, laughing out loud. She asks what’s so funny ...

 

show her...

 

Legit question, why does anyone attempt to sell anything on craigslist for less than say $40

Like, I don't care to buy your ratty ass shoes for 3 dollars. More importantly, the amount of time it takes to make a craigslist ad is worth more than 3 dollars to me.

 

I hate chrome. Why do people insist in Chroming out their cars, looks like cheap plastic

 

Hell no. I came home for lunch and laundry was done, folded and put away- shows you just how much I love my truck lol

 

Sheer boredom?

 

There's a "your mom' joke in there somewhere.

 

I don’t think they realize the scope of the love

 

Have you heard of "Offerup" ?
brah, if you don't like that shit on craigslist, go take a look at offerup. People selling bady diapers 'n shet

 

That application is cancer

 

Some guy recommended it to me a while back and I regret ever installing it - I think my phone slowed down significantly after....it never fully recovered

 

Quite literally. I had to delete it from my phone

 

Backpage

 

and then there was silence...almost as if it were the calm before the storm...

 

Let's make it 13.....

 

*Predator Rattle*

 

Patience. Threads keybump themselves

 

and then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ssUivM-eM