Florida B.S. Thread

Nice!

 

That's how my brothers jeep is what should've only taken a couple of hours to put a lift in took me 12 hours every nut and bolt was seized

 

That's what I was thinking but he claims it cause the spare was on it & being smaller it was spinning faster. I call bs but it's at the dealer now so we'll see what they say.

 

Haha yeah let's hope so.

 

the mud and dirt where I wheel are pretty high in salt and turn into cement when it dries, its been said to me before. I shoulda torn off the spring hangers and just grinder the frame smooth and welded on the shackle flip from the beginning

 

I wasn't planning on it haha next time, I wanna get this thing finished enough to where it can wheel

 

Bummer. Kinda wanted to see the Wes-mobile in action. Missed most of it at Citrus. Never even got to hear that high class exhaust y'all were talking about.

Oh well. I guess there'll be other times.

 

you will man, theres more plans for my pile in store so it might be a few more months before it can come out to play. Gonna be ditching the stock rear axle at some point soon once my tax return stops taking its time

 

You gonna link the rear?

 

what do you plan on doin with the rear end? elocker? or bigger axle?

if I can get a good price for my buddies Elocker rear end off his 09 that he ended up totaling from flooding it, it would be nice to finally have a locker...if not, Ill end up just throwing a detroit in the rear of mine

 

yeah, it's strange. same thing with the front suspension, his have us hell and mine was a breeze even though it's much older

 

nah gonna stick with expos and XJ shackles

bigger axle, hi pinion, and detroit locker

If I were you I'd keep the bigger axle and just add a detroit locker, the elocker axle is kinda weak

 

it all depends how much he ask for the rear end, but most likely I think im just gonna stick with my 8.4in rear end

 

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'

'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer.

Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, 'What do you do for a living?'

'I'm a hit man,' was the reply.

'You're joking!' was the response.

'No, I'm not,' he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. 'Here are my tools.'

'That's a beautiful telescopic sight,' said the other friend, 'Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.' So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window.' 'Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom... Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her......

He's naked, too!!!

He turned to the hit man, 'How much do you charge
for a hit?'

'I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every
time I pull the trigger.'

'Can you do two for me now?'

'Sure, what do you want?'

'First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy,
so shoot her in the mouth.'

'Then the neighbour, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.'

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

'Are you going to do it or not?' said the friend impatiently.

'Just be patient,' said the hit man calmly,

'I think I can save you a grand here.....

 

who the fuck said our trucks are cursed? changed the oil on my dads truck, no problem, changed the oil on my moms van, no problem. change the oil on my truck... had to make swiss cheese of the oil filter to get it off

 

^^^

 

hahaha uh oh, you have the curse too

 

ive always had the curse, but its mainly i fuck something else up that elongates my 1 day project.

 

im in atc school, but i might have to repeat it cuse ive been spending too much time on tw and derping my truck

 

you and alfuh gonna work together?