Florida B.S. Thread

Fucking Courtsey Toyota in Brandon..... Usual do my own oil changes but I had a great coupon for full synthetic oil change. Dropped him off at 7:45 this morning, tell them Full Synthetic. Get a call at 10:15 asking if I was there and who my service advisor was. Didn't know, it was just an oil change, apparently the guy never turned in the paperwork so it just sat there. Guy on phone asks what I needed done. Tell him full synthetic oil change. Call at 12:15, hadn't heard from them, they were just finishing. Go to pick it up just now and they put synthetic blend in.......fuck off. I get all pissy, supposedly they're switching it out but I don't trust these dip shits. Moral of the story here, do your own shit, always, no matter if it's "cheaper" for the dealer to do it. Looks like it'll get a third oil change today when I get home from work.....

 

Village Toyota isn't any better, young turd gouged (1/2" x 4") my rear drivers door to the primer removing the drivers seat for repair. Used a touch up brush in an attempt to hide it, but it looked like crap, so they called me to look at it. I wasn't happy, they promised they had a scratch and dent guy that did great work, maybe on a 12yr old's bicycle. Just painted over the deep gouge, as it could easily still been seen. Then he just wet sanded it, now the paint is thin in that area, I complained about that, they promised if I had a problem they would fix it. Had them grease the u-joints as most are dry, and they didn't grease the one under the heat shield, Tire Kingdom did when I got tires. The service writer told me I didn't have grease fittings, I said yes it does. Then he said you have to be careful greasing u-joints or you'll blow the seal. I knew right then he is in the wrong job. Then when I went in to get some small parts, they asked why they hadn't seen me in so long, I told him you really have to ask.

 

One headlight pie comin up.

 

Hey guys......... guess who's back with a brand new rap....

 

How did that happen

 

Talked to boss man

 

So since I have my seat and carpet out I was thinking of sealing up most of the "drain plugs" what do you guys think? I'm already planing on putting thicker seals on the door. Also yes I know you should go into deep water but sometimes shit Happens.

 

Oh snap

 

Lazy spring 1.... @5 Lug Fury 0

 

...bruh...

 

That sucks. Corbett?

 

Lazy Springs

 

Nawwww I get the point......I drove home lol

 

What does that even mean....

 

Parapa the rappa?

 

Nobody khow's what it means it's provocative it gets the people going

 

@dirtymike !

 

I am so happy that was your response. I knew I liked you for a reason.

 

lmfao

 

I got to be liked by somebody! Might as well be you