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Florida B.S. Thread

Discussion in 'Florida' started by Jason'sLawnCare, Jun 19, 2010.

  1. May 11, 2011 at 2:58 PM
    Jason'sLawnCare

    Jason'sLawnCare [OP] Prepared for Bambi

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    With or without you in it? Big difference!
     
  2. May 11, 2011 at 2:59 PM
    mgrande

    mgrande iKill

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    if I drove your truck it would get 3 mpg :burnrubber:
     
  3. May 11, 2011 at 3:00 PM
    Jason'sLawnCare

    Jason'sLawnCare [OP] Prepared for Bambi

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    That would be pretty impressive. I'd imagine the tires would last about 10 tanks.
     
  4. May 11, 2011 at 3:05 PM
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    jjw1 Well-Known Member

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    So I was playing 20 questions with my girlfriend. I asked what would you do if I made a move on you? She said "I'd let u". Then I asked what she was gonna get me for my birthday? She said "I can get rid of your V Card for u"

    I smiled and blushed :D
     
  5. May 11, 2011 at 3:07 PM
    mgrande

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    did you immediately get naked?
     
  6. May 11, 2011 at 3:23 PM
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    jjw1 Well-Known Member

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    ^Just about! :D
    Well, I better go beat the meat as they call it ;)
     
  7. May 11, 2011 at 3:28 PM
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    jjw1 Well-Known Member

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    Update: She asked if you could have one thing what would it be? I said a BJ. She said "Only if you shave"
     
  8. May 11, 2011 at 3:32 PM
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    jjw1 Well-Known Member

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    Look on my FB :D
     
  9. May 11, 2011 at 3:33 PM
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    jjw1 Well-Known Member

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    Nice try Jason, I already saw your post :D
     
  10. May 11, 2011 at 3:36 PM
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    Jason'sLawnCare [OP] Prepared for Bambi

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    I'm not interested then I saw Colton was so I took it off.
     
  11. May 11, 2011 at 3:37 PM
    yotamikez

    yotamikez Street glide or die

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    Fuck that bro! Bang her dont get a bj over sex... thats a waste! You need to lose that card of yours asap!
     
  12. May 11, 2011 at 3:41 PM
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    Incognito No better friend, no worse enemy

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    I was kidding actually, I hate that the interwebz doesn't have a sarcasm font. :anonymous:
     
  13. May 11, 2011 at 3:43 PM
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    jjw1 Well-Known Member

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    Ignore it then :D
    Dont be jealous :p
     
  14. May 11, 2011 at 3:43 PM
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    jjw1 Well-Known Member

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    How bout both? :D
     
  15. May 11, 2011 at 3:44 PM
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    Jason'sLawnCare [OP] Prepared for Bambi

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    I think in here if you italicize it we'll take it that way.

    I'm glad for you Jessie but I don't care to know about you shaving your junk and shit.
     
  16. May 11, 2011 at 3:45 PM
    yotamikez

    yotamikez Street glide or die

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    Now your thinking blow, eat, then bang :D
     
  17. May 11, 2011 at 3:46 PM
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    Damn!!! Thats a plan :D
     
  18. May 11, 2011 at 3:47 PM
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    yotamikez Street glide or die

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    Its how ive always done it :D works er time!
     
  19. May 11, 2011 at 3:49 PM
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    jjw1 Well-Known Member

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    :D
    She better not shower me if you know what I mean
     
  20. May 11, 2011 at 3:50 PM
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    yotamikez Street glide or die

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    Thats the good shit :D if you can do that your first try... your in the clear!
     

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