Fockin' Klown!!!

Don't worry. You aren't missing much. Just quietly walk away from this thread, and forget that this ever happened.

 

KLOWN: sheet they found it
*pulled candy cane radio from front pocket*
KLOWN: BIGTOP CAN YOU READ ME BIGTOP COME IN, THIS IS CARNIE
*radio crackles to life with Circus tunes*
radio: This is ringleader come back
KLOWN: they found the jack rabbit, orders?
Radio: ummm....errrrr....get it back
KLOWN: with?
radio: hold on the midget made it into the magic crate and he's eating all the shoes, Get the jachrabbit back OUT

KLOWN:Shit

 

Look into this light for me please...

*flash*

 

I can sense a disturbance in the Force.

 

...and the saga contunies.

 

Hahahahaha.

 

(a little later)

Me: you figured out them freakin lazers yet?
OG: maybe....what about this thing
*pushes button*
rainbow lasers shoot from the truck into a small non descript hatchabck turning it into a balloon animal, begins inflating, them blows up into confetti.
ME: pretty colors, where de ignition thing,
*looks at panel full of bright red switches not disimilar from clown noses*
OG: maybe there *pointing to the lock on the other side of the wheel*
me: ahhh, must be a japananese clown rabbit truck.
* inserts key and twists, forgets clutch, grinds the starter, gets it to start, shifts into reverse, stomps gas and backs over a 1983 chevy nova.
OG: you crushed that car there
Me: I sure did LEMME do it AGAIN
*KLOWN walks up watching his truck back over cars*

 

this sounds like a good show.

 

I'm so confused!!

Why did I start this thread again?

Oh....Klown...that's right!!!

Where is the bastard, anyway??

 

He's somewhere floating around the space-time continnum.

 

Me: hahahah this is fu.......KLOWN!!!!!!!!!
*opens up rabbit and leans out*
Me: IM comen for ya, just stand right there
KLOWN: GIMME BACK MY TRUCK
ME: NO!!!!
*Stands on gas, grinds into first, brake torques for a second and drives forward*
Klown jumps out of the way and pulls out teddy bear grappling hook and throws it on the rabbits leg*
KLOWN: ARRRRHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG
*starts skiing on clown shoes*
OG: i think hes got us
me: nonsense we'll just whip a round a corner or two
truck rounds corner understeers badly taking out a donut truck and a raccoon*
ME: sheet still there
*grinds into second then third*
OG: maybe this is a little fast for the city....maybe....please stop
Me: Shutty, I had enough with these KLOWN shenanigans. hit them phaser guns
* truck goes down the street and turns everything into balloon animals then explosions galore, blasts through an intersection and hits a cop.
KLOWN: SHEEEEEET....not good. gotta AHHHHHHHHHHH
KLOWN swings near a light pole and a drum circle full of hippes.
Me: still there ehh, i wonder how well them brakes work
*stands on brakes, truck stops klown flys over the top into a conviently placed pillow truck*

* Commercial break for femiine prducts
I have soup to eat

 

See? I told you.



Oh, wait, that's not Klown. That's hot dog.

 

I love scrolling through these threads only to find that I wasted some time and now my middle finger is that much more sore.

 

*dissolve in from boobie payments refinance ad* Good soup BTW

KLOWN: ow, what the fuck errmm
*KLOWN stumbles from pillow truck on to the pavement*
Random really cute girl with nice rack: are you ok there mr....ummm...errr.
KLOWN: Not really, i just got thrown from a truck into another truck full of pillows at 67 miles a (clown nose noise) hour.
RRCGWNR: ok well ummm hey your alive and Im gonna leave now.
KLOWN: not till I take your car
*KLOWN grabs purse and takes keys*
RRCGWNR: Hey you mother fucker
*shoots clown with mace*
KLOWN: HAHAHHAHAH
*KLOWN knocks her out
KLOWN: (looking at keys) ooohhh....Maserati
*gets in Maserati and drives toward laser gun explosions
Meanwhile on the other side of town.
Me:HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE hahahah freaking cops chasin a rabbit. Hit one of them buttons and see what happnes
*OG pushes a random clown nose button, Cotton candy shoots from rabbits ass*
OG: ahahhahhha cotton candy...wait I want some they must have it in here some
me: Gemme some too and a lollipops if they gots one. HEY lets go to the whore street get some o dat payin for sex, bet this bunny truck gonna get me all kinds of lovin

 

Oh no....another red rep whore!

 

What?!?
Im bored and someone may have found it entertaining.

 

Not you, damn it!!

Entertaining??? Ehhhh......ok.

 

no no no not me

I think that he went that way tho ------------------>

 

Please continue.