Fockin' Klown!!!

Atleast someone here feels my pain.

 

WTH is this about??

what does it have to do with porn?

 

KLOWN: damn it gotta find em. Cant be to hard to find a freakin truck shaped like a rabbit here
(Meanwhile at the boobie bar)
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boobies gimme some o them.
Manager man: you you driving the frickin bunny
Me: yeah whats your point
MM: you ran it into our sign so your gonna have get out
me: really?
MM: GET THE FOOK OUT OF HERE NOWWWWW!!
Me: can I get a PBR first
1 punch to the face, kick to the groin and wallet lift later
OG: wow how did that happen
me: prolly when I called him a fart huffer and his skank a cum catcher
OG riiiiiiight, yeah that was it....what now
*over in a dark corner watching is KLOWN waiting*
Me: i ohno maybe.....a beer
OG: yep bout that time
Me: just gonna finish my cancer stick and then look for one of them payin for girls.
*out of nowhere comes KLOWN*
KLOWN: Well looks like you had quite a bit of fun in y truck
Me: AHHHHHH..him, you, how, what the....
KLOWN: Yep gimme my keys you fucker
Me: ummm...(flicks butt at KLOWN and runs)
OG: shit ( trips farts, stumbles tp feet and runs around a corner, runs into maserati and see keys,
OG: ohh shit keys
*jumps in, twists keys and slides on to the street*
Me: Where da fock he find that...Ohhh shit
KLOWN runs toward me with a butcher knife and no so good atittude
KLOWN: Time to die hippy
Me; I aint no hippy
* scrambles in truck and locks the door/front paw thing
Me: damnit where the keys
* fumbles in pocket and finds nothing
Me: STARTER!!!!!!
(keys in starter)
*starts truck on second try and kills it trying to grind into first while KLOWN hacks at the door.

 

Porn.......yes!!


Now that you said the magic word....it'll be like "POOF", there's Klown.

 

I really have no idea where Im going with this, Kinda delirous at the moment, been up for 19 hours or something

 

He is too busy looking at porn.

 

He's gotta keep his title of the Fappinator...

Or, wait, is that nd?

 

Surprisingly, nd still has him beat.


He faps in the general direction of everything.

 

That reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5WuHhVRZcY

Hahahaha.

 

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead KLOWNS came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot each other.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead KLOWNS.
If u don’t believe my Fokin story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

 

WOW! this has been an interesting thread.....

 

Ha, he's looking for a tw@t shot!
I'm not speaking for him but I've asked the same question. He responded and said that he is very busy at work and will be for some time. I think his wife caught him looking at the MM Thread and threatened to kill him...

 

Never happen on this site Bob.

 

Maybe the MM thread just ain't doin' it for him anymore. Looks like we might need to talk to Bob about uping the ante.

 

I don't think it's doing it for alot of people. It doesn't have the following it used to!!

 

(some time later)
Me: shit that clown is fast, wait....THERE E IS!!!!!!!!!!111111
KLOWN: ahh snap
(more running and more chase music)

 

wait....were e go

OG: over there.....you wanna get em?

Me: nah, PBR time

 

What are you talking about? there's no porn on the internets!

 

You've discovered my inspiration!

 

Ha!!! I've heard that somewhere before.