For Stock Rigs Only

Good morning Jeff

 

Spending the next two weeks running tools through the pipeline and babysitting contractors. Bring on that OT, baby! Mumma needs to pay her tractor off

 

Most of the Pa people I know would give you the shirt off their back if you needed it... Plus we have scrapple.

 

Morning Bill and Stockville

 

My coworker is from SW PA, we’ve accepted him.

 

You too buddy

 

Git 'im!

 

Good morning Jeff

 

Good morning Billy Bob

 

Ah oh. Pissed off truck driver comin' through!

 

Very true.

 

True, however most of the guys in my neighborhood seem to not want to wear a shirt, so they'd have none to give. I mean, if they were good looking that would be fine, but they ain't

 

Lacking the eye candy in the neighborhood, huh?

 

Besides myself, yes

 

There used to be this dude that ran a little mowing service that cut the yard next door a few years ago. Dude was shredded from his ear lobes to his ankles. Sometimes he would mow shirtless. My wife would often times bring me out a glass of water when I mowed. I used to make fun of her bringing me out 13 glasses of water if I happened to be mowing at the same time he was. I haven't been nearly has hydrated since he quit mowing next door.

 

I’m at work helping out with some renovations we’re doing at a spa, and I’m tempted to ask if they offer happy endings.