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I woulda just took her car to work and got it muddy

 

Yeahhhh nahhhh. I hop in my truck with tools sticking out of my pockets all the time. If I did that with her leather interior...

 

Damn, you're pretty rough on a vehicle, from interiors to rod bearings

 

Was able to fill up without swiping twice, next town over was 40 cents per gallon cheaper. @BananaMan thats with racks and 300# in skid plates, but not with the 40lbs of mud in the rims..

 

Where in blue blazes are you filling up?! Cheapest I get is 3.99 at BJ's up my way. Also- 20 mpg? You sure that's not a 4.6 under there? Jeez...

 

I'm definitely not getting that much on the second gen and barely breaking that on the 3rd gen


Gas is $3.59 in Maryland on my way to work right now, so there's that...

 

Valero station in Standish. GasBuddy app clued me in to it. You know how chicks are with the sale stuff.
The TuRD has the 5.7, not my fault you have a lead foot

 

https://www.gasbuddy.com/gasprices/maine

 

Dang, I'm already getting the best price in my area.

That 19 I posted the other day was using my little toe and coasting down hills... I might have to bring my truck to you @FlyingWolfe and see how you do it.

 

You should see the taco in person... it looks so much worse than the pics.

 

thats 10.6 miles downhill with the wind blowing up your backside

 

Hah, busted! I didn't even see that

 

That was actually through the hills by the lake with me angrily passing some dingleberry in a Subaru doing 10 under. Theyre everywhere today. Ten miles of 10 under out, ten more miles of 10 under back, and a three count at a green light and beeping at someone in a Volvo who was busy playing with themselves, or their phone, either way..
yall are just jellies.

 

If its any consolation the computers probably full of crap.

 

I am calling GIGO

GIGO stands for garbage in, garbage out. It is a computer science and mathematics concept that the quality of the input determines the quality of the output. In other words, in a processing system, the data's quality coming out cannot be better than what went in.

 

It's probably some secret chicken urine concoction she's siphoning from the coop....