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@Plain Jane Taco

Hey Bill, I learned how to drive the forklift at work today!

 

Might I suggest some 295 wide sticky tires? And unhook the abs... you stop real good then.

 

A 295 offroad tire is bound to be pretty damn 'spensive!





Yanno, 4WD and all

 

It’s a completely different feeling between the two. Locking those brakes up in a panic is a stretch for sure lol

 

May I suggest a motor that runs? Moves real good then.

 

Holy fuck, that's gold

 

Move the lever to f and floor it.

 

Yea the 3rd gen will throw you through the windshield. It's even worse when the truck thinks you're in a panic stop and keeps on the brakes after you let off the brake.

The second gen, yea, it leaves alot to be desired. If the pedal don't go to the floor I'll be happy...

 

I mean... it does still run. It just sounds like some of the machinery at my work.

 

So Normal operation

 

RIP your Google suggestions now after searching for that

 

That will probably improve them if anything... it was also faster than finding the copy buried in my 6k phone photos.

 

Hmm, I guess "furry listen here you little shit" is better than the usual "whoops i broke the lathe?"

 

Eh, more like "what size wrench for a 1/2 inch bolt?"

 

That would be 3/4, or 7/8 for a heavy bolt, but that's the most common one we use...

Recently mine is tap and drill sizes, due to a couple dumbasses in the shop...

 

I got a cheat sheet on the inside lid of my toolbox for that. At least now when my coworker asks me, I can just point at it.

In other news, you know you're having a good afternoon when you have to text your wife to bring home more baking soda. Why would she need more baking soda? Because I used all of hers to clean up the battery acid from my motorcycle battery that fell and exploded.

 

He's just checking in to make sure you did his job well.