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Yeahhh that golf ball sized rock at 75mph sounded like a gunshot in the truck. Literally scared a fart out of my dog in the back seat.

 

Faaaaaack!

 

Pretty sure he said worse than that

 

No doubt.

 

Yous guys farther North throw those words in normal conversations. Confuses us further South

 

It's an acquired skill.

 

We should run a survey on how many ways not to say F$&@ , like Friggin.

 

I only do that when talking to HR...

Even my grandma's favorite word is "shit" followed by the "f" word. Grew up in the deep south, but learned to cuss up here

 

I can turn it on/off seamlessly. Have to be very polite/proper with customers. My brain says one thing and my mouth seems to self correct.

 

I did not want to talk to customers.
Yet, they brought them out.
I’m doing a major electrical issue diag and here comes the 20 questions that mean nothing.
Have to regroup for an hour..
Then the ones that say “That can’t be it, my mechanic checked that”.
Well, my filter springs a leak then cause I know if I diag it, I’m not fixing it. So, I never tell them everything that’s wrong but, add my time in to do the other stuff.
Fuck Them…

 

That you Mike?

 

Why you always trying to put me in situations that’s hazardous to my health?

 

Mainly due to boredom.. and I like picking on you.

 

The Diet Coke ties this all in together, not sure why

 

Morning stockers, no rain in the forecast today

 

Morning Stockheads.
All day monsoon yesterday so leaf chopping will wait till things dry out.