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I guess it would ultimately depend if you were the kicker, or the kickee.
But yea, caffeine works..

 

Have Bill perform that procedure on you and report back

lol

 

Mornin Critter

 

Howdy Chuck

 

Mornin' Smoke

 

Careful now. I'm an ASE certified black belt scrotum ninja.

 

I'll pass the honors over to you.

It's bad enough I get knee in the nuts by my ex girlfriend while she sleeping.

Yes, Bill she is definitely sleeping.

 

What kind of training is required to be certified?

 

well, turn the fuck over. Or turn her over and then you... nevermind

 

Doesn't work. I even push her off the bed but she always ends back on the bed, and my nuts hurt even more.

 

Punch her in the cooter.

 

That isn't going to work.

Once I turned while sleeping, and elbow her in the nose.

 

My ex used to sleep-talk. He propped himself up with an elbow to my ribs one night and screamed into my face about 'the watermelons are leaving!' and had no recollection the next morning..

 

Morning Bill

 

That and I mean some people are into that...

Careful, that can mean so many things

 

She talk in her sleep constantly. This is how I find out what she did throughout the day. Downside is I can't sleep.

Sometime I wake up all bruised up.

Bill yell at his wife "the watermelons are leaving" everytime she leaves the house. He's not even sleeping.

 

Knew a guy that would talk in his sleep. One night I was still awake and all of a sudden he goes "Where's my fucking truck!?" Like, what? Never let him live that down.