For Stock Rigs Only

Good morning stock crew

 

Psshhh... water. HA!

 

Don't be hating on my venti quad shot with half and half cuppucino...

 

I bought new reverse bulbs for the truck. My time here may be waning.

 

I have no idea what you just said. But you're dead to me now

 

Howdy there Robert. Paid your thread a visit last night. No new wrenchin' it seems

 

It was a good run!

 

Dibs on the old ones.

 

I'm the oddest redneck homo you'd ever meet.

 

PSA: Keep your steering shaft u-joint lubed up. Every oil change I squirt mine with some Liquid Wrench rust inhibitor. It tends to seize up over time....especially for you folks living in the sloppy places.

 

I don't know your demons. There will be no judgment from me

 

Except for drinking Starbucks

 

Oh nooo the dreaded
BULB MOD

 

Howdy Bill! Yes sir, nothing new as of yet. May be doing some this weekend though so ill have to catch up in there! Going to start learning how to weld over the next few weeks as well

 

Welding is easy. My mom did this.

 

I know seasoned maintenance techs weld like that...

 

I'm going straight to hell...

 

What bulbs?

I'll need to run them through the algorithm.

 

That and bro-lean. Zero bro-lean allowed 'round here.