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Smarter cookie than I am. Way to go. Just wait until the teacher finishes class by saying "alright, roll out!"

 

Transformers eh?




Oh, you meant the electrical type... oh... oh... uhh...

 

That's the Hasslesnatch

 

Oh I like your lipstick! And how do you get that nice smoky eye look?! (Dont say knuckle sandwich..)

 

Makes me think of this song...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_cyIxkFLjWI

 

Once in awhile I remind my wife about the joke about the woman with 2 black eyes. She's never really amused

 

My face is way too hairy to even try and attempt that. That and I really don't feel like tucking the "junk" back with duct tape.

That's payback for earlier

That's brilliant

 

I cant say Ive ever heard that one. And I know Im going to regret saying that..

 

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing.....you've already told her twice.

 

Or....



We need a redo of this cult classic.

 

ZING!
When I used to annoy my ex he would hold his palm up and say ‘discipline’ then flip to backhand and say ‘reinforcement’. He was a dickhead.

 

FLASH! AHHAHHHHH!!

 

That's when you pull out the guns and say "definitive rebuttal..."

 

https://youtu.be/LfmrHTdXgK4

 

"Flash....ah, ah"

 

My wife's usually response.

 

And here I thought the joke was the one about the well gifted lady who did jumping jacks, and didn't have to put on eyeshadow for the rest of the week.