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Fortune cookie with no fortune?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TheMrGExperience, Apr 30, 2012.

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  1. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:30 PM
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    Pugga

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    So the OP ate a fukin Oreo and made a thread about it?!?! :mad:
     
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  2. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:32 PM
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  3. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:33 PM
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    blackhawke88 wo ai ni bao bei ^_^

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  4. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:33 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    WTF have we been printing this shit in color, and the fucking fortune cookies cant give us color pics in their shit?

    No...I think he just ate a regular cookie.
     
    chris4x4, Apr 30, 2012
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  5. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:34 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Youre....like....a SUPER American! :eek: All the high tech shit....assembled in a country that cares about quality!!! .....Kinda like my hand truck....or......Pinal1223.
     
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  6. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:35 PM
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  7. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:40 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I personally think they should put better fortunes in those cookies anyway. Either give me somthing that sounds like a fucked up translation....for example "The Monkey flys into the water".....Or be realistic and give an honest "Furtune", for example "Your left nut will need to be scratched in an hour". # years ago, I had a furtune cookie, and the fucking thing told me "Wealth and prosperity are heading your way!". GUess what? I LOST MY FUCKING JOB! And isnt it ironic that all those fucking "lucky numbers" are the EXACT amount needed to fill out a lotto tiket??? Those fortune cookie making motherfuckers are laughing their asses off at us!
     
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  8. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:43 PM
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    In fact.....FUCK the fortunes all together, and throw us a bone! How 'bout a fucking coupon in the fucking cookies???? A free won ton would beat the fuck out of some bullshit " You are a shining individual" bullshit.....
     
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  9. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:44 PM
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    .....a fucking COUPON COOKIE! ......now THATS Something I could get behind!
     
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  10. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:45 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    *opens cookie and reads*

    "Hey round eye! You got yourself one large Pepsi on your next order!"
     
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  11. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:46 PM
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  12. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:47 PM
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    Here you go...

    20120324203558463_d06d4524f3c957ecd0a6b01ff332cc08ec5a6d46.jpg
     
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  13. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:50 PM
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    98tacoma27 is going full "SANDWICH" Moderator

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  14. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:53 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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  15. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:53 PM
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    welp......I fuckerd that up.
     
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  16. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:56 PM
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    If only it had Taco on there..then it would make perfect sense since he has a sierra currently.

    Better luck next time..*throws cookie for trying* :p
     
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  17. Apr 30, 2012 at 1:00 PM
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