FS: Feeler- 2013 DCLB- $20k- V.A.

Like grass roots.

 

Maybe today is the day OP returns ?

 

Ain't no telling with that squirrely little bastard.

 

I haven’t seen him posting in other threads. I’m starting to worry about the little guy. I wonder what I could write in the amber alert description ?

 

Hmmm... interesting...

 

Beat the piss out of him and let him lay there. Don’t forget to wear your mask.

 

“Grown man with toddler sized feet and hands. No threat, as he is a terrible marksman. Can be identified by red overspray on clothing/himself and a strong smell of goat urine.”

Does that help? At least a start?

 

@Hobbs is already working diligently on it. I’m sure he is open to all suggestions. There definitely seem to be some repetitive keywords such as Cuda , Feet , Goat , Red , Lazy .............etc.

 

Urine alone should qualify for the Amber alert.

 

Is it a crime to smell like goat urine? I vote no.

 

Sheep urine is ok. No go on the goat piss.

 

This^^

 

What if your allergic to wool? Hypothetically speaking

 

Take a benadryl 20 minutes before?

 

Shear the sheep and get r done.

 

Did he die??

 

She found out about how he hid the purchase of new wheels from him and did him in.

 

Yep. He's being buried in a coffin the size of a shoe box. Size 5 to be exact.

 

Wow. Roomy...