FS: OVTUNE Handheld 4.0L NA. BNIB. $420 shipped. (PRICE REDUCED AGAIN)

You're really trying to sell this to skip.

 

I need new socks & @ovrlndkull needs this tuner in his life. Would work out great for everyone

 

This is a public service announcement!

Buy this damn thing

 

@Chase8059

Op is willing to donate 2% of the proceeds from the sale to the charity bowling game sponsor.

Lets get this sold & Op off the hook with his girlfriend

 

Dont do drugs. Buy a tuner instead

 

Spring is here. Nothing says “fuck off cold weather” better than a tuner.

Someone buy this so I can get my socks bought

 

You really earning those gold goes, homie. I may even give you 2 pairs for all this work.

 

Gold toes?

 

@RobP62

Roberto just joined the party

 

Friday Bumpity Bump Bump for one of the hottest products for sale on Tacomaworld.

To recap:

Makes your truck completely invincible at the Mall!
Drops panties like no bodies business!
Makes your truck Waterproof!
Everyone with a Tacoma will envy you and those without one will want to be you!
Will you make you taller! (measured height will be 3" +/- but mostly +)
Can Jump 15 school busses.
Improves the taste of chicken.
Adds Mucho Macho HPs!
Adds MPGs to the point you will think you have EV or at least a Hybrid.

So if you have a 4.0 2nd Gen and want to be the person you've always dreamt of being, aka, Be All You Can Be, then this is the next mod you should do to your Tacoma.

Oh, On a side note, if your Tacoma is Red and you buy this OV Tune, the OP will personally Hand Deliver and Install It, Make You Dinner, Watch Your Kids and/or Pets, Wash and Fold Three Loads of Laundry, while you have the night completely off to enjoy any or all of the things listed above.

Really, you would be silly, and can't afford not to buy this!

 

Do you have an Angies List profile for your babysitting?

 

The OP will provide references. He's very reputable. Plus he fishes. Not to get too religious but Jesus was a fisherman.

 

Talk about a Holy reference Op!

 

I've heard when the stripers are running he (the OP) can just hold a bucket out and they jump right in there.

 

Usually it takes a bunch of dollar bills to get the stripers to jump for you. I never knew a bucket worked better. Will try it during the next adventurous outing. Thanks for the tip

 

Your bucket days are long over Mi Hermano! Just like mine!

 

Escaping Neverland was recently released. If you find yourself thinking “that could have been me” then you need this tuner in your life. Outrun any pedophile, predator, dinosaur, zombie etc with ease all while improving your MPG. This is the tuner R. Kelly would buy if he didnt have to use all his money for his bond. Make it happen people!

 

When I realized this was still not sold

 

I may trade my 3.5 for a 4.0 based on this alone. Those predators are a pain!