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Funniest Chuck Norris quotes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Buzzoff, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. Jul 30, 2009 at 1:55 PM
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    Buzzoff

    Buzzoff [OP] Don't go ninja'in nobody don't need ninja'in

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    Last week I saw a t-shirt at Kohl's that had hilarious Chuck Norris quotes on it. Seems like these past couple of years these kind of quotes or sayings have immortalized him forever....So let's hear your best Chuck Norris saying....


    Chuck Norris is so bad, the Boogieman looks under his bed for him before going to sleep!!!

    When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up....he pushes the world down....
     
  2. Jul 30, 2009 at 1:56 PM
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    mjp2

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    Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck won by 5.
     
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    Buzzoff

    Buzzoff [OP] Don't go ninja'in nobody don't need ninja'in

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    AWWWWWWWWWW My bad..I even did a search:sorry:....But like money and hot chicks...............You can't have too many Chuck Norris jokes
     
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    Burgman

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    Will i saw the chuck norris is really luke skywalkers dad.. ahahah

    my fav.
    Chuck Norris doesnt believe in the periodic table, b/c the only element he beleives in is the element of suprise
     
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  8. Jul 30, 2009 at 2:19 PM
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    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on, not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is scared of him.:D
     
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