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Funniest or strangest call you've been on.

Discussion in 'Law Enforcement Officers' started by SteelRain, Jun 10, 2011.

  1. Jun 10, 2011 at 4:59 PM
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    SteelRain

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    Post up your war stories or just some of the things you had to flat out say WTF to...


    discuss.
     
  2. Jun 10, 2011 at 5:01 PM
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    Jester243

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  3. Jun 10, 2011 at 5:04 PM
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    SteelRain

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    Had a naked guy run over the top of my buddy's car on graveyards one night....seems to be quite common, I'm finding out.
     
  4. Jun 10, 2011 at 5:20 PM
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    TacoTabe

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    Ambien makes for some interesting scenarios. Did a ride-along with my brother when I was applying and we came accross a guy passed out in the middle of a major intersection (2am) with his corvette nearby (running, with the door open).

    He was naked.

    And no idea how he got there.

    His wife showed up 10 minutes later, said he had called her and told her where he was.

    He had no recellolection of anything.

    Obviously we thought he was drunk/high, but hospital tests showed he wasn't- it was just the effects of the ambien, which he took before going to bed. At home. His wife said he was asleep in bed at 11pm...

    And she stated that it wasn't the 1st time something like this had happened to him :rolleyes:
     
  5. Jun 10, 2011 at 5:32 PM
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    Ya...1st time my ass...that's what they all say.
     
  6. Jun 10, 2011 at 5:38 PM
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    Actually she said it WASNT the 1st time, rolling her eyes lol
     
  8. Jun 10, 2011 at 5:51 PM
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    :facepalm:

    My bad....I done graduated from the Chris4x4 school of speed reading....

    "Kris4by4 skool uv speeeed reeeding n speeeelin"
     
  9. Jun 10, 2011 at 5:54 PM
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    TacoMatt02

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    i was pissing in public once downtown when a cop tried to grab me as I was walking off and slipped and fell in the piss :p. His embarrassment saved me from a ticket that night. I laughed my ass off.
     
  10. Jun 10, 2011 at 5:58 PM
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    Got called to remove a rather large phallic symbol and balls from a snowman on the side of the road.

    Did a welfare check on a car, discovered guns, convicted felons, open containers, suspended driver and.......a HUGE double ended black dildo. Whilst searching the car the trooper found a weed pipe, he asked a guy if it was his, he's like nope!!! Mines right here, and tapped his pocket.

    Later as he was in cuffs in the car, he asked the trooper to call his gf, the same one he had gone to jail for beating her and was on parole and had court orders to not talk to her.

    Got a call at 4 in the am of a dog dead in the road, stiff as a board. We called the owner, she came out, hysterical. I tried to calm her but when she saw the dog, she banged her head down on the steering wheel and honked the horn for like 5 seconds on accident.

    I've hit 3 rabbits in one night (vehicular target practice). I get bored sometimes....lol
     
  11. Jun 10, 2011 at 6:01 PM
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    well im not a cop but here is a story

    I go to Fresno State and one night, a bunch of us decided to have a nurf gun war on campus. Well we failed to realize that in the dark, people running around with nurf guns look like people running around with real guns...so before we knew it, the campus PD called Fresno PD, and they rolled up with a million squad cars with their guns drawn on us. They tackled the first few and realized we had nurf guns, the cops and us eventually laughed it off....but still SCARY to say the least haha, last time we do something like that with out telling campus PD
     
  12. Jun 11, 2011 at 4:13 PM
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  13. Jun 11, 2011 at 10:29 PM
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    Then please refrain from running over the top of my car... :eek:
     
  15. Jun 17, 2011 at 10:23 AM
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    During my tour w/ the fugitive unit I was amazed at how many times during consent or forced entry searches of residences that fremale wanted subjects would be naked, topless or bottemless when hiding from us. I think sometimes they thought it would make a difference in how things would be handled once we found them. Our response was "you might want to put some clothes on or your gonna be really uncomfortable when you get to the justice center". As most guys in LE know the majority of these would have been better off unseen !!
     
  16. Jun 17, 2011 at 11:56 AM
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    Yep....the females we had contact like that were usually meth whores...we did roll to a call where we thought it was a domestic dispute in progress. We heard what we thought was an active fight between two females...the Sgt kicked the front door in and discovered it was 2 hotties lingerie wrestling. :D
     
  17. Jun 17, 2011 at 11:59 AM
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    Pics or it didnt happen.. you know the rules:D
     
  18. Jun 17, 2011 at 12:01 PM
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    Yeah...lemme go back in time to 2004 and get right on that.....sorry:p
     
  19. Jun 17, 2011 at 12:04 PM
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    dam. hah just giving you shit. i bet that was awesome though!

    sorry back on topic:)
     
  20. Jun 17, 2011 at 12:11 PM
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    We chased down a 40 yr old mentally handicapped guy in a walker today....does that count? Dude keeps escaping from the group home. My squad mate found him 3 miles from the group home.
     
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