Funniest Urban Dictionary meanings,

Tony Danza

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

 

NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK

Fun Dip

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fun+dip

Three musketeers #3

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=three musketeers

kitkat

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kitkat

butterfinger

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butterfinger

Hershey bar

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hershey+bar

 

Texas Oil Rig - When a girl is face down on the ground, ass up, and u penetrate her ass with such force that when u pull ur dick out, ur dick acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller

Alaskan Pipeline - The Alaskan Pipeline is when one person shits a nice long turd into a condom and freezes it, the uses it to fuck another person. either in the pussy or in the ass.

German Carnival - While a male drops an upper decker (The leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged.) , a girl drops an AC Slater (When you decide to take a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.) and performs a Blumpkin (The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.) at the same time.


Houdini - A Houdini refers to a sex act where a male, who is fucking a chick doggy style in front of a first floor window, quickly pulls out, and his friend jumps in to continue banging her. the first man then proceeds to run naked and dance in front of his bitch outside the window. magic, eh?

 

Definition of Bro

Stupid white trash guys in the 909 with lifted trucks, wife beaters, shitty music (usually the most popular rap, hardcore, and nowadays emo) ugly girlfriends, ugly hair, mouths constantly open, retarded as all get up, have no common sense, think its cool to park half on the curb half off, put Flowmaster exhausts on Nissan Hardbodies and Toyota longbeds, don't realize that a huge lift job and giant tires fucks up your gears, which in turn equals less power. ****.
I saw some OC bitches and some bros fighting last night. I was hoping they'd kill each other off, but I had to do it for them.
buy bro mugs & shirts

true story

 

okay here is another one

 

dodge...

the only truck company to succesfully build the biggest piece of shit on the road. 50,000 miles is like armageddon for dodge drivers, say goodye to your transmission.
look at shanes piece of shit dodge, wat do you know the transmissions on the ground again.

they have an amazing cummins engine found this one for my brother ! who is a freak about his cummins 2010 big horn...
at least its not disgusting

 

BANG PIECE-

Somethng you consider totally awesome.
Wow this new video game is my bang piece!

 

slam pig

a fat drunken whore, muffin tops leaking over her belt, titties falling out of her shirt, who loves to get plowed. the type of girl you who makes you throw up in your mouth when you realize where you stuck your dick the night before.

 

Ugly Duckling Syndrome


Beautiful people who didn't get pretty until high school or later, and were nice because they were ugly. The niceness carries over through life.
She's got ugly ducking syndrome.

 

agreed. . .and sub'd.

 

yeah, you're right, your contributions to this thread are way batter. STFU and either contribute or GTFO.

phone won't let me copy paste, may need to change a setting. anyways....

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=skankasaurus

 

Swamp Donkey - A very ugly, usually fat girl who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault males who are too drunk to defend themselves.

 

Truck Nuts
A pair of testicles attached to the rear of a car or truck used as an international symbol allowing homosexual men to identify each other.

Red or blue colors are used to indicate if the vehicle owner is a "top" or a "bottom" while other colors indicate "no preference" as well as usual, or unusual preferences.
Size of the nuts have no direct relationship to the actual size of the owner's penis and are usually misleading.
Ricky's heading down to the strip to scope out some truck nuts. He's a red so he wants blue for a night of fun.



I predict this thread will do one of 2 things, end up really funny and entertaining...or get locked, my money is on the latter

oh, and no one has defined a few of the names here on TW, or tacomaworld for that matter

 

beer batter or baseball batter? giggity

Dirty Eskimo

105 up, 69 down
Inserting ice cubes into a male or females asshole and procedding to have anal sex with them until the ice melts and then you drink it.
I gave my girlfriend the most rightous Dirty Eskimo, it made my dick numb.

 

potato queen


A potato queen is a gay asian male who is predominantly attracted to only gay white males. 'Potato' describes the gay white male AND his supposed primary food form. Queen describes a gay person of flamboyant nature.
This exclusivity in affection for the 'other' race is often ridiculed by other asians and deemed as betrayal or abandonement of one's own race/culture. More often that not, a potato queen is labelled so by others, not a self claim.
The 'potato queen' along with its family terms such as 'sticky rice' and 'rice queen' in itself is frowned upon today because they're viewed as stereotypes, in a gay world that has far too many already.

 

penguin monkey

Exactly what David Archuleta looks like.
Hey. Is that a... man, or a... or a penguin monkey???

 

someone please define kona...I can't come up with anything
just kidding, I'm not gonna do that

 

Cincinnati Bulldozer

When you are fucking a chic from behind, doggy style... You grab her wrists and pull them back behind your waste so she is straddling you, then proceed to walk around and bash her into stuff like her TV or somethin.
The reason that your TV is busted is cause I preformed the Cincinnati Bulldozer on your mom last night.

 

Crazy Eskimo

when you're having anal sex from behind next to a freezer and as you're about to ejaculate you reach into the freezer and pull out a fish. as you ejaculate you hit them in the face with the frozen fish.

 

Kona

an amazing, cute, funny, sweet and extremely talented boy he's always faithful and will never leave, and he's a great friend
1) He's my Kona
2) I want a Kona

kona
A girl with really nice tits.
God, look at the konas on that chick.

Kona

1) A fat ass kid who is teased very often by family and friends and has tits big enough to hide double-cheese burgers under them.
2) Used as a substitute for a nasty, embarrasing, shameful etc. word.
1) Shut up *Kona* you fat shit.
2) Damn i ate the load of kalua pig now i gotta take a frikkin fat *Kona*.
3) Go suck a fat *kona*.
4) Whoa do you smell that?! Smells like rotten *Kona*.