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Funniest Urban Dictionary meanings,

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by ToyComa92, Mar 20, 2013.

  1. Mar 27, 2013 at 7:14 PM
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    Corndawg

    Corndawg Well-Known Member

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    Cincinnati Bulldozer

    When you are fucking a chic from behind, doggy style... You grab her wrists and pull them back behind your waste so she is straddling you, then proceed to walk around and bash her into stuff like her TV or somethin.
    The reason that your TV is busted is cause I preformed the Cincinnati Bulldozer on your mom last night.
     
  2. Mar 27, 2013 at 7:14 PM
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    crazyengineer

    crazyengineer Well-Known Member

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    Crazy Eskimo

    when you're having anal sex from behind next to a freezer and as you're about to ejaculate you reach into the freezer and pull out a fish. as you ejaculate you hit them in the face with the frozen fish.
     
  3. Mar 27, 2013 at 7:18 PM
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    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    Kona

    an amazing, cute, funny, sweet and extremely talented boy :) he's always faithful and will never leave, and he's a great friend
    1) He's my Kona
    2) I want a Kona

    kona
    A girl with really nice tits.
    God, look at the konas on that chick.

    Kona

    1) A fat ass kid who is teased very often by family and friends and has tits big enough to hide double-cheese burgers under them.
    2) Used as a substitute for a nasty, embarrasing, shameful etc. word.
    1) Shut up *Kona* you fat shit.
    2) Damn i ate the load of kalua pig now i gotta take a frikkin fat *Kona*.
    3) Go suck a fat *kona*.
    4) Whoa do you smell that?! Smells like rotten *Kona*.
     
  4. Mar 27, 2013 at 7:19 PM
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    crazyengineer

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    let me rephrase that, someone define konaborne...make sure they include something about hawaiian pizza :D

    and kona, you should define chris4x4, that would be funny...Cause I won't lol
     
  5. Mar 27, 2013 at 7:35 PM
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    thebrick

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    DOG IN A BATHTUB


    While doing a girl in her box you insert your hairy beanbag into her turd cutter.

    Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.
     
  6. Apr 18, 2013 at 4:57 PM
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    ToyComa92

    ToyComa92 [OP] Write your love, Then your anger.

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    Oh my gosh, What the Fuckity FUCK lol


    Rusty Trombone
    To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
     
  7. Apr 18, 2013 at 10:59 PM
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    2wheelnut

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    What I'm doing now...

    Internet anytime minutes

    What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.
    T-roy looked at the clock and said, "Well, boys, I have two hours left to do absolutely nothing! The web don't surf itself! It's time to use up some of my Internet anytime minutes to look busy!"
     
  8. Apr 18, 2013 at 11:07 PM
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    RelentlessFab

    RelentlessFab Tacoma offroad armor fabricating beast Vendor

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  9. Apr 18, 2013 at 11:12 PM
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    OZ-T

    OZ-T Did you get your precious photos ?

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    Lolwut
     
  10. Apr 18, 2013 at 11:18 PM
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    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snookied

    Snookied

    When a guy punches a woman in the face.
    "Yo Bro! Someone a-hole snookied my girl last night at The Brown Starfish Bar & Grill. He better hope he never gets out of the penn."


    When an intoxicated male goes home with with a short, pudgy and less attractive female.
    Bro 1 - "Aw man did you actually go home with that war pig at the bar last night."
    Bro 2 - "Yeah man, I totally got snookied.
     
  11. Apr 23, 2013 at 1:26 AM
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    2wheelnut

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    C*nt punt hahaha. That had me tryin to figure out when and what situation I could use it
     
  12. Jun 13, 2013 at 11:06 PM
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    ToyComa92

    ToyComa92 [OP] Write your love, Then your anger.

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    I do this quite often... More then i probably should.

    Red bull without a cause

    The act of drinking Red Bull when you are already wide awake, simply because you like the taste.

    Jeremy: "John had a Red Bull with lunch today. Didn't even put any vodka in it."
     
  13. Jun 13, 2013 at 11:23 PM
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    somethinboutayota

    somethinboutayota Dorthy left Kansas for a reason

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    Subb'd and i have no clue why :anonymous:
     
  14. Jun 14, 2013 at 10:15 AM
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    ToyComa92

    ToyComa92 [OP] Write your love, Then your anger.

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    Nobody likes this at a friends house.

    urine echo

    The sound created from urine slashing against the urinal walls

    "Ahh this is the best piss of my life, check out the sound of this urine echo" - said Mike
     
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