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  1. Feb 21, 2019 at 6:37 PM
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    El Duderino

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    El Duderino Obviously, you're not a golfer.

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    That’s why you don’t marry whores folks
     
    El Duderino, Feb 21, 2019
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  2. Feb 21, 2019 at 6:39 PM
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    El Duderino

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    El Duderino Obviously, you're not a golfer.

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    One of the many many reason I refused to get married while I was in the Corps
     
    El Duderino, Feb 21, 2019
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  3. Feb 21, 2019 at 6:39 PM
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    X infinity!
     
    Squirrelbomb, Feb 21, 2019
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  4. Feb 21, 2019 at 6:42 PM
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    El Duderino

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    On that noteE1C7AB88-5934-437E-B900-0D4192A6B5C9.jpg
     
    El Duderino, Feb 21, 2019
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  5. Feb 21, 2019 at 6:44 PM
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    True that!
     
    Squirrelbomb, Feb 21, 2019
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  6. Feb 21, 2019 at 6:44 PM
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    Squirrelbomb

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    Bithes be crazy...
     
    Squirrelbomb, Feb 21, 2019
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  7. Feb 21, 2019 at 6:46 PM
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    Cheaper to just pay for a kid than get divorced.
     
    Squirrelbomb, Feb 21, 2019
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  8. Feb 21, 2019 at 6:48 PM
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    BAQ ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be kids. Stop marrying those pregnant strippers
     
    G.T., Feb 21, 2019
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  9. Feb 22, 2019 at 8:11 AM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    When I was active duty I knew a "Kid" that married a stripper....he comes in to work one day and asks the boss, what should he do if it hurts to pee...Boss says go to the hospital and get a VD test. Kid went and ended up having the "clap". still didnt believe it was from his wife, later he was tdy and you would see his wife riding around and someone else driving his Transam around...SMH I dont know if he ever divorced her or not...
     
    wilcam47, Feb 22, 2019
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  10. Feb 22, 2019 at 8:37 AM
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    Pretty sure every one has this same story from one of the units they were in... too many joes doing that shit! :rofl:
     
    shane100700, Feb 22, 2019
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  11. Feb 22, 2019 at 8:46 AM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    I dont know if they just were to stupid to see what the problem was or just didnt care or both? One gal I knew was always cheating around on her husband, got divorced then remarried to the same guy again. Surprised they didnt get some kind of STD, as much as she was messing around.
     
    wilcam47, Feb 22, 2019
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  12. Feb 22, 2019 at 9:01 AM
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    When I was a squad leader one of my Soliders divorced his wife for that and PCS’d, she started dating one of my new private’s in the same squad right after he left.
     
    shane100700, Feb 22, 2019
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  13. Feb 22, 2019 at 9:16 AM
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    She’s already met and befriended so many other wives at the ball that she figured it would be rude to sit at a different table for the next one.
     
    G.T., Feb 22, 2019
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  14. Feb 22, 2019 at 12:13 PM
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    Someone has been loving many people for a long time.
     
    Wolftaco0503, Feb 22, 2019
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  15. Feb 22, 2019 at 12:38 PM
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    PMI instructor in boot camp gave us the best advice,”if it at tight it aight right goes for shooting group and vaginas boys”.
     
    El Duderino, Feb 22, 2019
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  16. Feb 22, 2019 at 2:31 PM
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    Can’t say that anymore... just like the mama told sally not to go down town cadence... :smack:

    One of the reasons I called 20 good... too PC these days.
     
    shane100700, Feb 22, 2019
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  17. Feb 22, 2019 at 2:34 PM
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    Someone converted the yellow ribbon song to whips and chains. That shit got stopped before the platoon was ten feet out of the barracks.
     
    Slashaar, Feb 22, 2019
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  18. Feb 22, 2019 at 2:40 PM
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    Kinda like “my girlfriend, she loves to wear black..” was a good one until about 2000, then the big nope fairy came and took that one away too...

    My girlfriend, she loves to wear black...
    Makes her living on her back...
    She’s a back stroke swimmer...
    She’s a back stroke swimmer...
    And that’s alright with me...

    My girlfriend, she loves to wear green...
    She makes her living on her knees...
    She’s a pea pod picker...
    She’s a pea pod picker...
    And that’s alright with me...
     
    shane100700, Feb 22, 2019
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  19. Feb 22, 2019 at 3:45 PM
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  20. Feb 22, 2019 at 7:46 PM
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    Ah, the hall of banned cadences.

    I wish I could save them all for .. anthropological reasons.
     
    .劉煒, Feb 22, 2019
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