Funny military memes, B.S., and shotgun club!

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Dibs!

 

you want bundle-of-crazy redhead, that's Shirley Manson from Garbage

Julianne Moore is divorced-nurse-that-owns-a-horse crazy. Ms. Moore is red wine crazy. to say, it's what she'll get drunk on when you eventually break up with her. she'll likely be found talking to a single cat about you when getting drunk. may actually be really lonely.

Shirley Manson is "i'll seriously physically injure myself, then blame you if we ever break up" crazy. Shirley is vodka crazy. Shirley might be found talking to a random insect in a mental ward after hard drugs are removed from her system. may actually be schizophrenic.

its a scale, and as new discoveries in the science of crazy are constantly made, so too is this scale of crazy constantly being re-formed

but there are elements of crazy that remain as constants.

for instance: a woman being eleven-cats-shitting-in-the-closet crazy will always be just above i-like-to-call-you-daddy-and-mean-it crazy

 

Loved that post!

 

this was not included in your initial brief

remember, if you require a time extension... ask the RI

 

Honestly, her appearance didn't enter into our original disgust. A married American LtCol was shagging a French Corporal. Aside from international fraternization, we were all quite cognizant of the crucifixion that would have occurred had the situation involved an American enlisted member and were pissed off that the officer wasn't facing the same scrutiny.

The fact that the Corporal was French only fanned the flames of hate.

The other fact of the American LtCol being a red-headed hottie was merely an unfortunate circumstance.

Would our disgust and hatred have been lessened had the Corporal been German or British, and the LtCol as attractive as a human demolition derby? Probably.

 

including graphics helps maintain a common operating picture

if you want to describe her conduct through interpretive dance or other physical metaphor, that's gotta be on your time
we just want to know if she's hot

 

Well, there's stateside hot and deployment hot.

 

yes, those are logarithmic operations of hot

 

Toss a mop head on the kid with the DSLs and close one eye.

 

Sorry... I have to kindly disagree. I don’t wear a brown T-shirt tucked into my jeans with my riggers belt and tan boots. That’s not to say you or anyone here does, but the “deployment hot” girl was only able to score with Mr. brown T-shirt before the deployment and then dudes think she’s hot down range. We need to uphold our standards both at home and abroad, otherwise it messes with the natural order of things.

#nosuchthingasdeploymenthot

 

When I haven’t seen a girl in 6 months my standards are definitely way, way lower.

 

some didnt have standards to begin with..

 

Theres a lot of girls in these little inventions called computers. Don’t even need to be a fobbit with Internet too see girls on them because there’s another little invention that holds digital media like movies, videos, pictures...

 

Deployment thot. There, better? I mean there's literally no downrange relationship that's not contrary to good order and discipline, so yeah, keep it in your pants, but you know the Joes.

 

100% true but from a solely looks (no touch) aspect... standard should still remain before, during, and after a deployment.

 

Should...

 

being able to see an actual woman with the potential of actual interaction of any sort is wonderful for adjusting your headspace and timing when shit around you is rough

case in point: Polish nurses in Ghazni that have no restrictions on sunbathing, or the type or size of garments worn when conducting said activity

 

Someone stole one of the helicopter static displays at Ft. Hood.

This is real world and is the best episode of keystone kops ever.