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Funny military memes, B.S., and shotgun club!

Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

  1. Mar 21, 2019 at 10:32 AM
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    G.T.

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    I did some international travel before and had it already so I knew the score. Fuck warming it up in your hand, stuff that shit in your armpit before handing it over to the packer checker.
     
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  2. Mar 21, 2019 at 10:33 AM
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    My rack mate jump out the rack the next morning and ate it lol.
     
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  3. Mar 21, 2019 at 10:35 AM
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  4. Mar 21, 2019 at 10:36 AM
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    For anyone that’s ever been on ship. I still remember when my friend was watching porn in Iraq and the headphones came out and all you heard was the sounds and him saying fuck it. 53BCBDCB-DFD0-4947-8B8C-3FB4B69CC5A5.jpg
     
  5. Mar 21, 2019 at 10:37 AM
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    I paid for it anyway. Everyone wobbling around like they had drills dick up their ass and I’m good to go. Got smoked every time someone fucked up on the road march for the next two days.
     
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  6. Mar 21, 2019 at 10:37 AM
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    He always battled me for tickle me pink
     
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  7. Mar 21, 2019 at 10:40 AM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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  8. Mar 21, 2019 at 11:29 AM
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    Hey just don't TK me 'k?
     
  9. Mar 21, 2019 at 1:04 PM
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    Try being a 1SG in a unit where the DIV CSM emails direct to all 1SGs in the DIV about dumb shit like a soldier with an inappropriate decal on his vehicle at the PX. By passes all BDE and BN CSMs just to say one soldier was walking and smoking. Or motorcycle inspections due by COB because a joe wrecked his and now everyone has to go off post to get their bikes for inspections.

    Yay CSM Jones, 25th ID...:annoyed:
     
  10. Mar 21, 2019 at 1:10 PM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    :facepalm:The little petty BS like that is what really pissed me off. Its like you want to tell them YOU are a CSM you handle it! Why send a stupid email to someone that doesnt give a crap about it. LOL I had an E8 tell my boss an E7 that I (E6 at the time) wasnt stretching with the others in morning formation when I was pretty much in the top 5% for my PT scores. Its like I know wth I'm doing. but the The E8 didnt have the balls to come say something to me, he had my boss come talk to me...
     
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  11. Mar 21, 2019 at 1:22 PM
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    Shit Flashbacks to basic training.....
     
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  12. Mar 22, 2019 at 6:02 AM
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  13. Mar 22, 2019 at 10:18 AM
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    Hahaha my recruiter asked me why the hell I was joining the marines lol
     
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  14. Mar 23, 2019 at 9:02 AM
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    I was too scrawny to join the Marines;) Plus I scored higher on the ASVAB:crapstorm:
     
  15. Mar 23, 2019 at 9:28 AM
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  16. Mar 23, 2019 at 9:50 AM
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    ^ I would add “Cleaning various things” to that pie chart with about a 30% weighting.
     
  17. Mar 23, 2019 at 10:02 AM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    "detail" LOL its basically used to reprimand or to occupy your time...
     
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    I sent you a funny PM
     
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