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Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

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  1. Feb 28, 2020 at 9:55 AM
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    Down with the Marines because there was open space. I didn't mind - it was cold and (relatively) quiet since they worked shifts. I was the first Air Force member they'd met, so for anyone else USAF those particular Marines interacted with in the future...sorry!
     
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  2. Feb 28, 2020 at 10:16 AM
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    The showers sucked though. You had to hold that stupid button on the side of the nozzel for it to spray. Fuck that noise, I knew what those showers were like before my first boat ride so I went down to ace hardware and bought 10 small size C clamps that would fit over them so I could clamp that fucker down and hang it. I was taking 15 minute showers.....till a chief caught me and took my C clamp......joke was on him though cause I had 9 more. And guess what? I caught that same fucking chief using my old confiscated C clamp, he had it in his hand when he walked in and I just looked at him like "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!".
     
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  3. Feb 28, 2020 at 10:26 AM
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    CaptAmerica

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    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    How do you think he got to be Chief?!?

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  4. Feb 28, 2020 at 11:23 AM
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    My boat had an anchor
     
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  5. Feb 28, 2020 at 11:28 AM
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    shane100700 Bed, Bath & Beyond Crawler

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    So did my vessel... it also had oar’s.
     
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  6. Feb 28, 2020 at 11:34 AM
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    At 560 ft I don't think oars would have been much use
     
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  7. Feb 28, 2020 at 11:35 AM
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    Tell that to the god damn Vikings...
     
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  8. Feb 28, 2020 at 11:51 AM
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    we got stuck in Shannon coming back from Somalia in ‘94 for ten hours. nobody had a penny available at that point. That bar wouldn’t serve on a promise of payment either.. bastards.
     
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  9. Feb 28, 2020 at 11:57 AM
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    That sucks. Y'all didn't even have plastic? I always traveled with my plastic.

    I loved that bar. I hit it on every trip home from '93 to 2008. Beamish for 2 euro? Keep 'em coming. I was sad to see it getting dismantled in 2010 to make way for a high-end fancy-schmancy food court. I tried to finagle some of the tap handles but all of the pieces and parts had been spoken for by the local national guard (so I was told).

    It's all probably in some dude's house.
     
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  10. Feb 28, 2020 at 12:12 PM
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    Some flags and center console divider... lots of things on the wanted list.
    We always flew our own planes... so it was mostly Moron or Mildenhall we stopped in. I can tell you every bar between Mildenhall and London though....
     
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  12. Feb 28, 2020 at 12:22 PM
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    I spent three glorious days in the Bird in Hand. Drank and ate everything they had. It was November and raining the whole time, and while the rest of my team was cold and miserable attempting to sight-see (while we waited on country clearance) I was warm, drunk, and well fed.
     
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  13. Feb 28, 2020 at 2:22 PM
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    I was stationed at Sheppard Air Force Base in Witchita Falls, so I am used to young guys prancing around while the women grab your package.....
     
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    PennSilverTaco Encyclopedia of useless information...

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    Nate Brunkenthal's story is particularly sad...

    What exactly inspired you to join the Coast Guard?
     
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    dayumm sorry you were stationed there...that place truly sucks
     
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    As a Marine on an Air Force Base, I can only say here, What an awesome TDY assignment. And I fell in love with Texas...

    Got to remember, I am from Ohio. Which is a great place to be from.....
     
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    NO FUCKING LIE! High School and college in Dayton. Joined in 1989 and never looked back.

    Still...I miss the original Bob Evans restaurants. Not the shit they’re hawking today.
     
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    Homieeeee
     
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    I just didnt like wichitafalls...
     
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  20. Feb 28, 2020 at 6:19 PM
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    My wife worked at that unit. I was at the Ranger Camp.
     
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